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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So how about spies?
« on: September 23, 2011, 07:36:46 pm »
Unless he "accidentally" takes out a few of his "fellow soldiers"' limbs during "training".

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My little Necro: Friendship is Magma
« on: September 23, 2011, 07:35:49 pm »
Beat me to it...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What could i possibly have done wrong here?
« on: September 23, 2011, 07:14:02 pm »
As long as you have a legendary clothier, you should be able to outfit your entire fort with candy clothing, then they'll have no further need for it besides armor and sharp things.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My little Necro: Friendship is Magma
« on: September 23, 2011, 07:11:21 pm »
Oh, you've not yet begun to fear.

Oh yeah, and how many episodes does Luna (nightmare moon) actually show up in other than the first two? It's like she just went back to the moon or something.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So how about spies?
« on: September 23, 2011, 06:05:05 pm »
Maybe not just trap-avoid; They could disable traps and mechanics, open doors and bridges and release animals and prisoners from their cages. They're not just there to steal like an average kobold or goblings: They're here to sabotage!

Yeah. also, I bet they'd have a ball with the hatch protecting the fort from the candy men.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: dragons are theives!
« on: September 23, 2011, 06:03:56 pm »
...you can tell the difference?  None of them have beards, I just took them all to be women!  I've...  I've made a terrible mistake...

If you got that far and still couldn't tell the difference, it clearly wasn't a mistake.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So how about spies?
« on: September 23, 2011, 05:29:54 pm »
So there's finally an excuse to tell the nobles why their offices all have magma floodgates?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's your music choice?
« on: September 23, 2011, 05:16:24 pm »
Just heard this, and decided that when Oblivion isn't breaking my ear drums with trumpets that are ten times louder than in-game ambiance music, Reign of the Septims makes epic seige-fighting music.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So how about spies?
« on: September 23, 2011, 05:12:55 pm »
Actually, I think the easiest way to tell is to check their preferences, and if they don't "need alcohol to get through the day" then they're clearly one of Armok's less favored.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So how about spies?
« on: September 23, 2011, 04:42:33 pm »
Also, I finally embarked early enough that Kobolds are still around. Should I tame two and set them up with a nest box?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My little Necro: Friendship is Magma
« on: September 23, 2011, 04:39:57 pm »
Pssshhh...  This is the internet.  You know what they say.  For all I know, every single one of you is either a spambot, a troll, or a genetically engineered chimpanzee allowed web-time as part of a study on human psychology. 

Spoiler: D'awwwwwww (click to show/hide)

im actually a bird you know
i can only type with one talon ;o; ;Σ;

Fix'd that for you.

how the hell do i type a sigma with one talon eh
im stuck with silly human faces ;-;

Come now, are you trying to imply that you cannot use your beak?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: dragons are theives!
« on: September 23, 2011, 04:39:05 pm »
As one whose policy is to only fondle elven women, I'm afraid I couldn't tell you.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / So how about spies?
« on: September 23, 2011, 04:38:00 pm »
I.e., some migrant waves could have non-dwarves, who report back to their civ and ruin all of your hard trapwork. Sort of like the old liasons, except that they're hidden until...something happens, or something.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Are dwarves superpowered?
« on: September 23, 2011, 02:49:39 pm »
Oh yes, how could I have forgotten such a thing?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My little Necro: Friendship is Magma
« on: September 23, 2011, 02:47:26 pm »
Well, I'm proud to say that I truly am a normal, regular human. eating monster.

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