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Messages - CaptainArchmage

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Hey and welcome back. I'm on a DF break at the moment, will be until November of this year, but anyways my experience with 47.05 is... this doesn't happen. Usually. It might be because you have burrows set up, or pathing issues.

One way to solve this issue might be to retire the fortress and pick it back up. Make sure you keep a backup save though beforehand, and YES it will screw over some things and dwarves MAY decide to emigrate.

You might be able to upgrade to 50.11 classic - again, try it but backup the save beforehand.

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Another Upd8! Happy New Sweep!

Bay 12 Reader: OK, Where the F are we

2222.11.11



You have made a choice. You will reveal the FULL DOCTRINE OF THE GODS, AS YOU UNDERSTAND IT, WITH THE CAVEATS, to the public at the eleventh hour today.

............................................................................

When you make the announcement, you note that while the Repiton Corporation is no longer focused on military values, you are open to being wrong or having to re-prioritize on the matter. You raise the philosophical warnings raised prior by Dr. Eelloo, however, noting that a religious awakening can potentially make false bonds of blood with false covenants, which are avoidable, but may threaten the existence of Trollkind.

> Bay 12 Reader: OK, wait, WTF. What happened here. What's this "doctrine". I think we've missed something here



Look, I'm trying to get us up to speed OK? Seriously. How you ended up on a rinkadink planet like this, you know, a world with avians on it and a crazy spiritualist fanatic military system with the usual bunch of weird pono fetishes and whatnot, we'll have to fill you in. Like didn't YOU remember?! C'mon, man.

We'll probably recap on this but this is the most relevant memory I can dig up after you got here, on this industrial age planet.

> Bay 12 Reader: Check up status of Repiton Space



Just for a recap, here's what the Known galaxy looks like right now, based on the recon put together by Rear Admiral Aranea Serket.

... come to think of it, why is the whole thing lead by a Rear Admiral? Why not a Full Frontal Admiral at that? It's a good question. You have a feeling there should be a Full Frontal Admiral, but in my view it's a case of just because you're so confident that you could, doesn't mean that you should. Anyways, that's it. Repiton Space is coincidentally that North America shaped blueberry on the galactic stage.

Edit: I'll be back with fixed gifs a bit l8er. Done

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> Station Master: STRIFE.



Wait, how long's it been? Feels like you've been stuck in a TEMPORAL LOOP.

Oh well. It's time to take this guy DOAUN.

> Station Master: AGGRIEVE!



God put electroblasters on this station for a reason.

> SWEEPS IN THE FUTURE but not many



Wait wut? Wahjere we GOIN' EVEN?!

Oh. Snap.

Yeah maybe where backs

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So it's 4th July, and we have an INTERMISSION. Maybe this will be remastered in a bit but who knows. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

INTERMISSION 1

> Station Master: Deton8.

Spoiler: The Intermission (click to show/hide)

You blow this pornography store before the fuzz shows up.

Wait, that came off as wrong. You ARE "The Fuzz" on this station, and you have one specific mission. Find That Fucking Guy.

That's the guy whose been stealing all the fluffy oblong resting props from around here. And you suspect, a lot more.

You blow intp the "D" airlock, which hasn't been in operation for some time. There's some kind of craft too, they're using to get from this ostensibly defunct part of the station to the rest of the "civilized" station, which you've now impounded and used to BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF. Kind of.

In any case, this person isn't going to be around much longer. What shall we do now to arraign this guy?

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Update with some reader direction options for Clippr Xigisi a.k.a. really Endari Vernir from the Vast Error comic (not my work, fanworkinated derivativation and disclaimers apply) available.

2201.12.11

> Hamifi Hekrix: Issue New Project

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Obviously, trolls don't REALLY know that much about other stars due to the nature of the SOLITARY UNIVERSE which you came from. At least you think that's the case. After reading Paline Poemme's reports, you decided to order a stellar survey to examine each type of star CLOSELY.

There's four projects.

The A-CLASS Star is one of the brighter stars, it's brighter than Gaiaeon's end, and a lot hotter and more white-ish. There's one next door to the Oli system.

The K-CLASS Star is cooler, but there are mixed signals about habitabiity. There is one just off the hyperspace branch near a certain triple star system.

The M-CLASS star is probably one of the coolest classes of fusing bodies in the universe, if not the coolest, but that is contested. Allegedly these should last many trillions of years or something, if that's even possible. There's one off the hyperspace branch with that lake planet in it.

Lastly, there are COMPACT STARS, such as BLACK HOLES. It's a theoretical object so might not even exist, but you have several candidates out there.

The last one is kind of theoretical, and based on ancient RENAISSANCE-GRADE SCIENCE, and in some cases PRE-RENAISSANCE SCIENCE.

Bit of a mess, right?

> Clippr Xigisi: Contemplate Future Course


You're soon to be done with your exploration of the Ler Zumon system, which will be the first time a troll scientist has actually explored an entire star system outside of Gaiaeon's End aka Khluryar. That is to say without all the archeological sites being explored and without all the anomalies being checked off but anyways. You have been assured you have claims on all of those by corporate.

All of them.

ALL OF THEM.

You do need to figure out what course you're taking afterwards, so you get a bit of a ... what is this, a distorted map, predicted a few months for now regards your situation regarding accessible systems? OK, this was in your ship's computer. It's been corrupted a bit, it might alter when you get to that point in time, but not regards the systems you're supposed to have access to or visit.

You note all the systems where there are SPECIAL PROJECTS, which seem to have been earmarked for other persons to allow you a bit more freedom in this endeavour.

Where will you set your course when all of this is done?

Attention Bay 12 Readers, this is your opportunity to indicate a non-crossed out system without any science ships, and more than one hyperspace jump from Repiton. Pick a system.

Just mark the system of your choice with a red circle, but make sure it's within the yellow line and not in an excluded location. Subspace drives do not care for hyperlanes.

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2201.10.25

> Hamifi Hekrix: Launch Colony Ship

At least, you have reached the culmination of this phase of the evacuation plan: the first colony ship. This will bring the equipment required for your species' continuity to another world, of which one has already been discovered, and allow you to establish a new colony there.

But first, a name is needed.

WHAT SHALL WE CALL THIS VESSEL?

> Hamifi Hekrix: The Genesis

You decide to call this vessel the GENESIS. For now, you'll keep the vessel close to spacedock until you are closer to claiming a system with a habitable planet in it.

That lake world does look inviting, but you have to be sure.

2201.10.28

> Clippr Xigisi: Operate Vending Machine

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wow, this thing seems to be really responsive to using YOUR OWN CURRENCY INSIDE OF IT so you of course call up your contact Bytcon Crypto to monetize it. You're of course going over and beyond all the usual channels, and any crap that happens isn't going to be happening on your ship.

Also you're not going to report it directly to the board, because that is for LOSERS.

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Been recovering on antibiotics for now, so updates are a bit slow and behind based on current progress.

2201.10.22

> Paline: Luck out

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

YIKES! You'd warped into the system about two Repitonian weeks ago and plotted a course to chart the entire thing.

Turns out the protoplanetary disk was denser than thought, and you ended up taking significant damage. However, Admiral You managed to escape from the disk before more damage was done.

> Paline: Level up



You are now a LEVEL 2 ADMIRASCIENTIST. You decide to disengage to the outer areas of the system until your drive recharges, and proceed to secondary objective.

You observe that the hyperlane branch Oli leads to is a dead end. Convenient.

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Update, skipping over a few things for sanity.

2201.08.08

> Hamifi Hekrix: Order new Corporate Culture Centre

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

While Repiton's survival is in question, you need to maintain the culture of the Repiton Corporation. You've lately had to reprimand certain a certain scientist for selling some deep mantle mining rights from a newly surveyed moon without your permission. As such, you order the reconstruction of the corporate headquarters in Stronghold 21 as a CULTURE CENTRE, to increase the unity and social research.

> Hamifi Hekrix: Upgrayedd Living Standards

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

At the moment, you're not able to distribute luxury goods to increase amenities on Repiton. You do, however, decide to increase the living standards to SOCIAL WELFARE. This means that trolls can gain access to certain benefits and there will be, such as is possible, efforts to prop up living standards on the planet.

2201.09.24

> Hamifi Hekrix: Launch Exploration Vessel

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A THIRD exploration vessel would do much to increase your exploration of the galaxy. This will NOT be called some kind of cheeky or sleazy name, not like the "R.I.S. Hugenbulginator LXIX". No, this will be called the R.C.S. BLACK MESA, which is sure to trigger some conspiracy theories. There's something missing though...

> Hamifi Hekrix: Hire a New Scientist

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What would be an exploration vessel without a scientist to crew it? Fortunately, you have just about someone on your list.

There goes your unity and internal political capital, though. Not that you didn't already with this "social welfare" stuff.

> Bay 12 Reader: BE THE NEW SCIENTIST



...

You are...

You are...

Wait, what do we call this troll?

> Troll: Introduce Yourself



You go by PALINE POEMME. No really, it was added to the crew rooster right back there. You are an expert in ANOMALOUS SITUATIONS and are METICULOUS, which is gr8 because it allows you to get the most out of EXPLORING NEW PLACES.

There's a lot of stuff you love, a lot you don't like, but we're not going to go into too much detail here.

> Paline: Check Flightplan



Hamifi has instructed you to complete scans on the Oli system, which appears to contain a "newish" star with a protoplanetary nebula. This "FUor" class star should be a clean sweep in terms of scans given the smaller number of bodies within. You have this TV around the zero-g sections of the BLACK MESA to keep track of where you're going in real space. The hyperspace network seems to have a branch down here, which may be of purpose to EXPANDIFY troll influence should the machinary to use those lanes ever be invented. But seriously, who WOULD use hyperspace technology when you can just jump wherever you want?

You give orders to charge the jump engines and abscond the system.

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2200.04.13

> Hamifi: Check up on Progress

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It feels like a very special time of the sweep for some reason, or is that half sweep. Or maybe that was 2200.03.23, when the RCS Barkgnome Chaser finally was launched from Gaiaeon's End Shipyard Alpha? Either way, when you get enough minerals stockpiled you'll be expanding mining within Gaiaeon's End.

2200.04.29

> Hamifi: Notification from Goezee

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You decided to push back plans to clean up the remains of Stronghold 21 a ways and instead expand space-based energy and mining infrastructure within Gaiaeon's End. You feel this is a rather unwise, and yet also a sensible decision.

Oh, look. Someone's trying to get a hold of you from that unnamed star system.

You decide to ask him to investigate the anomaly anyways. It's going to take a while to survey that system.

2200.07.15

> Mekris Goezee: Achievement Unlocked

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wow, you ACTUALLY completed this quest? And you got... a... SAPIENT TOASTER OF SORTS? Oh whatever. Anyways, your ADAPTABILITY HAS BEEN PRAISED.

Let's move on from here.

2200.10.25

> Hamifi: Big Announcement

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Today, you finally got everything together for the PRIMARY INSTRUMENT of your evacuation plans: The Colony Ship. Obviously, you'll need a very large vessel to carry the initial colony somewhere else.

You also make notes to order a THIRD Construction vessel in... maybe 16 day's time.

2201.01.01

> Hamifi: End of Half Sweep Report.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's the first half-sweep report of the interstellar era for the Repiton Corporation, which is to say you're proud to announce that MOST of the mining and energy stations within Gaiaeon's End have been completed, you have finally located an acceptable new homeworld, and you have a colony ship under construction to complete the endeavour.

We're not going to write it all up here though.

2201.03.12

> Hamifi: Finally clean up the slums

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You finally order work to cleanup the ruins of Stronghold 21 and re-assign the workforce to more productive tasks.

2201.03.23

> Hamifi: Adopt a Tradition Tree

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You choose... EXPANSION.

It was logical.

2201.04.13

> Hamifi: First Contact Report



Bytecon managed to complete the contact with the Tiyanki Space Whales, so you got that going for you, which is nice.

2201.04.28

> Hamifi: Read Recent Reports

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You review your daily reports to note something sent to you under a Class 7 Seal.

Looks to you like another world might have experienced something like the events ending the Renaissance on your world... it was at an atomic-age level in terms of advancement, or so the brief states.

You SITEIFY an ARCHEOLOGICAL DIG. You'll have to clinch the system before you do that, however, by which you of course mean build an OUTPOST to claim it.

2201.06.12

> Hamifi: Get Inane Request

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

C'mon man, this is ridiculous. Mass Extinction? NO SHIT SHERLOCK. We're literally in a mass extinction scenario here? We have a timeline, ish.

You don't get what these clowns are after. Well, MAYBE, just maybe, you can get some explanations.

> Hamifi: Fine, put this shit in order.

Based on existing planetary physics, not every single planet has a core that's about to explode. However, you get that surface conditions also matter.

You look at the list of systems they've identified with candidates, that's doable with the subspace drives. But, you'd like a new scientist to carry out investigations, and you think you know just who to sign for the role.

Or you think you do.

> Hamifi: Order a new TROLL ARMY

You figure you're going to need some military presence in the galaxy in the form of ground pounders. You again, know just who to call for this. Recruitment will take 100 standard units of minerals and is pretty basic, though on the matter of tactics you're totally at a loss.

You take it your species' mix of individuality mixed with symbiosis and codependence will do a lot for an effective fighting force though.

You can easily order about 4 armies a year, so reaching equilibrium will take about 2 and a quarter sweeps while redlining current mineral output when balanced with expected mining capacity expansion.

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I also totally stole Conksuck to name a system in No Man's Sky.

Jokes on you, I won a stream raffle to name a planet in No Man's Sky and the planet rename was "Harambe von iPhone Jack LXIX" or something like that.

Yeah, that was real mature, I get it. In my defense, it was very low hanging fruit. Also rather ancient memes, or memes that aged like fine wine.

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Obvs. not all the frames done for expediency's sake but anyways. We got a planet (I'm going blind, guys).

> Hamifi: Hang Up

You don't know what else to expect. Bytcon Krypto, or Bytcon Krojib as he also goes today, doesn't understand the steps towards a first contact scenario so you sure are hoping you HAVEN'T found intelligent life there.

You are aware that, unlike the world of the Inciphisphere, this universe isn't geared to assurance of instantly understandable and comprehendable communications (IUCC).

You of course read the brief, like you should have BEFORE you contacted that guy. A two-way wormhole, instantaneous, was carved through subspace using one of the prototype drives and used to return visual data in real time during a period of 38.61241311111025 seconds before it closed. Obviously Bytcon hasn't seen this one. It's not a... spaceship in any imaginable sense. More like a space... puddingswimmer of sorts.

In all seriousness, this business should have been started at once when the news hit, but you had to chase up on the physics discoveries and fallout from the latest core criticality excursion and of course the discoveries of extra resources and anomalies on other worlds.

It will take at least 80 days to get some results, and you don't expect this business to be finished for a long time. At least the creature, because you can TELL it is a living being, probably isn't going to pose a major threat to you.

> Hamifi: Zoom out to see the rest of the greater galaxy

Spoiler: The Greater Galaxy (click to show/hide)

This is what the greater galaxy looks like. Galaxy, a new term for your species. There are at least 3000 likely stars in this one which are accessible through subspace routes or hyperspace conduits, and billions more that are not.

> Hamifi: Contact R&D

Spoiler: R&D Business (click to show/hide)

With that matter over, you decide to look over R&D to see what assignments will be made.

You tell the head of the EXODUS PROJECT TO FOCUS ON Scientific Method, so more labs can be built. You decided that "hyperlane travel" might be not such a good idea for now, rather preferring the subspace devices sounds like a good idea. There've been enough accidents trying to prove the devices.

You know.

As to the LADY OF THE SOCIAL RESEARCH COMMITTEE, you issue the project of PLANETARY GOVERNMENT. Else running things here is going to become a lot harder. Or on other planets for that matter.

Lastly, you ponder the engineering options available. The three projects proposed are on... nanomachines, afterburners, and... to invest in the manufacturing of... space corvettes. It's an empty universe... but if it isn't... you're going to need some means to take the fight to the enemy.

You KNOW Occeus would want the nanomachines. Afterburners aren't going to be useful on any ships you can currently build, and you need some kind of defenses.

Reliance on stationary defensive platforms probably won't cut it, and you know you were going to pick this one regardless of the detraction. The corvette project will attempt to convert surface-to-space shuttles left over at the Kenede spaceport to use as a space navy.

> Hamifi: Issue Orders to Science Vessels

Your two science vessels are the RCS Olive Scribe under the command of Clippr Xigisi, and the RCS Unhived Wanderer, under the command of the more experienced Mekris Goezee.

While the Olive Scribe will jump to the Ler Zumon system, the Unhived Wanderer will jump directly to the second system. Both are G-class stars, which your research department indicates may be more hospitable to life.

The drives will take 15 days to spool to jump, and about 150 days to recharge after use. Subspace drive sure is a nifty way to get around the galaxy!

> Hamifi: Order a new Engineering Vessel

You examine the Gaiaeon's End Starhold. This was originally built as an outpost hurridly after Repiton's arrival in the system, and turned into a semi-functional structure. The starhold is an upgraded starport that allows for four modules and two buildings.

You have two shipyards to aid the evacuation effort, as well as two trade modules to handle the transfer of interstellar wealth back to the capitol. The starhold hosts a crewblock and a silo for storage of additional resources.

You order a new engineering vessel, in order to begin the construction of an outpost.

2200.02.16


> Hamifi: Watch Warp

The time has come. Both of the vessels open the subspace rifts... and...

> Hamifi: Check Results



You examine the scans from the science vessels... well, you already had all the results from Ler Zumon, didn't you.

What rather interests you are the results coming out from the Unhived Wanderer... in the...

Well. It looks like there's a bit of a tech problem here. You're not going to yell at tech support about it, because this is a LAYER 8 issue.

Someone hasn't given this system a name.

What of course interests you other than that is the readouts from the third planet in this system. High levels of oxygen, nitrogen, and water vapour... could this world be a new home for Trollkind?

Are you already saved? First things first...

> Hamifi: Put out poll to NAME THIS CONKSUCK SYSTEM


But wait, first you must actually have a LIST OF NAMES to poll from!

We'll now be inviting options from the err... fart nibblet ring.

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> Hamifi Hekrix: Attend to URGENT FIRST CONTACT SITUATION



Subspace sensors have notified you of an anomaly in Saia - the first sign of life off Repiton! For some reason it has taken a while to get to your desk. You've been overworked lately.

You immediately contact the closest... contact... heh... who can help you with this matter.

The New Universe offered with it the hope that you would find new worlds which trollkind could call home. Ideally, these would be in conjunction with your homeworld, but as recent events have shown, that is not likely to be as such. This is the reality you are dealing with though. In hindsight there was a kind of solace, where the limited confines of your old solitary universe granted a kind of limitation on the meeting of... new forms of life. I guess? Thing is... in this new and potentially infinite universe you have entered... one unconstrained by the rules of Gaiaeon upon Kheparia... either you were going to be alone... or you were not. Both outcomes were equally terrifying, you guess. But this outcome is equally less terrifying. A universe that contains life within it, must surely house some other demesne within it where your species can survive the upcoming cataclyism.

You immediately contact someone with capability of dealing with this situation.


Spoiler: Trolling Log (click to show/hide)

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> Hamifi Hekrix: I mean, check up on Repiton

Like, wasn't there meant to be some kind of... SYSTEM UPD8 GOING ON?! you're not sure and are really disorientated what with all that's going on. (Update rolling)



Anyways, this is Repiton. Just under 10% of planetary infrastructure has been damaged, such as it was AFTER you arrived in this "galaxy thing", which we'll have to talk about. I mean all of you. ALL OF YOU.

"Aradia Xoloto" seems to be the current governor of the planet, aged at 20 Repitonian Solar Sweeps ish. She's a bit older than you. At least you think this is the case. Again, you're a little disorientated by recent events.

There are a total of 18 administrative units of trolls present on the planet.

Your Planetary Administration is located at Stronghold 39, outside the Kenede Spaceport Area. This is the main jumping-off point for trolls, or will be. Few settlements remain on Repiton.

In terms of infrastructure you have 3 hivestemclusters including Stronghold 39. There are two industrial districts including around Stronghold 39. You have COMMERCIAL ZONES around Stronghold 39, and somewhere in the mix there's also a MIRTHMANIAC TEMPLE. Again, going theme. Lastly you have two mining and two farming districts, which keeps things going.

Stronghold 21 has been ruined due to events. A proposed plan can clear the site for rebuilding, not that you will rebuild, but at least you can put back into employment a stonkin' ONE POPULATION UNIT. Which might be important.

At the moment there is literally no security and jobs are going undone. Your current 18 population units of trolls represent a significant depletion of society.

>



Walp.

> Hamifi: Check out System



You swear this place was supposed to be called GAIAEON'S END, but anyways. You check the PLANETARY MANIFEST.

Spoiler: The Manifest (click to show/hide)

There are FOUR HYPERSPACE CONDUITS out of the system, but you cannot use them for now. Fortunately, you have other means of leaving the system.

> Hamifi: Zoom Out



You switch to the "Galaxy Map". Which is to say, Gaiaeon's End is located in this huge amalgamation of stars is called a GALAXY. Something you didn't have much of in the solitary universe your species came from. A device known as a SPACE GANDERSCOPE has allowed you to survey the nearest star systems for potential worlds to abscond to. Unfortunately, there do not seem to be any Repiton-like worlds in nearby systems.

It has also discovered that there are several zillion galaxies out there in the universe, which for some reason seems to be expanding. Maybe there is life in this galaxy, or out there.

> Hamifi: Observe Alert



Something's blinking on screen. Right? Well, it's gotta be... an ALIEN CONTACT?

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The confusion is here! As I have only have a partial idea of what you're talking about!

I had to re-align the content a bit. I'm going to actually go by editing the posts in process to add the material.

I think we might have an issue with mod incompatibility, and potentially, there might need to be a re-set. I'm going to try to avoid that and FULL STEAM AHEAD, once I get through some IRL things tomorrow (hopefully).

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-Deleted, whoops, wrong button-

That's going to be all the introductory material for today. More will come tomorrow.

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