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I like how the table is "encrusted with muscle".

I think the shrapnel traps are broken. I had some badgers walk into them, and the shrapnel simply passed through.

Quote from: jaxy15 on May 31, 2014, 02:50:06 am

So, 3 of my gnomes are "friendly" and every so often another gnome "joins the merchants", even though we have no merchants. How do I stop this?

Out of curiosity, are there any dead merchants?

I think I found a small oversight in the code   Just want to make sure that it's the actual bug.

Nope.

In the beginning of the second year, one of our miners turned into a werewolf and broke my military commander's leg before getting killed. Then a bunch of forest spiders stormed into the fort and killed everyone except said military commander, who then went insane.

And so ended the story of Silkcities. How fun.

Granted. You have to pay 100$ to use it.

I wish for giant robots.

Granted. It is permanent. Your friends are unable to realize it's comedic and stop hanging out with you.

I wish for water.

2/10

Granted. You are not dead and will never die. Ever. Enjoy what time you have left on Earth before it's destroyed and you are left floating in space.

I wish for a teddy bear.