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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: April 27, 2011, 03:06:58 am »
I got ambushed by a group of dwarves called "Seduction of Fleas".
Oh god.
Oh god.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What are some sadistic things you like to do?
« on: April 27, 2011, 02:55:54 am »
Dunno if this really counts as sadistic, but once as a void master I broke a Kobold child's neck, gouged out his eyes, and blasted him into a wall, causing him to blow apart.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: April 26, 2011, 10:10:19 am »
Kobold Wrestlers ambushed me.
I bit off their limbs and beat them to death with them.
Meanwhile my allies got smacked around.
My Illithid just killed a named brook troll.
I decided to look at the legends to find out what she did.
She stole a raw cave fish.
Just wanderin' around a kobold cave, murdering them all..
I bit off their limbs and beat them to death with them.
Meanwhile my allies got smacked around.
My Illithid just killed a named brook troll.
I decided to look at the legends to find out what she did.
She stole a raw cave fish.
Just wanderin' around a kobold cave, murdering them all..
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 26, 2011, 01:08:40 am »
In my new goblin tower, I found some badger men coming in a conga line.
So who's gonna win, badger men or 7 goblins and 20 trolls?
Oh god.
I just got an engraving of an elf killing a roc.
Sure, it's epic and all, but an ELF?
Why not the other way around?
So who's gonna win, badger men or 7 goblins and 20 trolls?
Oh god.
I just got an engraving of an elf killing a roc.
Sure, it's epic and all, but an ELF?
Why not the other way around?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 26, 2011, 01:04:05 am »
Dear Goblin McWoodCutter (I embarked with a gobbo civ and twenty freaking trolls)
Come on, you have 2 copper axes available.
Don't use the freaking iron battleaxe saved for our military.
Come on, you have 2 copper axes available.
Don't use the freaking iron battleaxe saved for our military.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 25, 2011, 04:42:58 am »
Goblins sieged me.
Eh, they can stay outside. I have a plump helmet farm inside and tons of meat.
And a well.
Eh, they can stay outside. I have a plump helmet farm inside and tons of meat.
And a well.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 25, 2011, 02:01:15 am »
A black crab FB with horns came along.
In a cave full of water.
He might aswell swim in there for years to come.
And now, an one eyed pterodactyl. With noxious secretions or something.
It broke a swordsdwarf's right elbow before being horribly murdered.
In a cave full of water.
He might aswell swim in there for years to come.
And now, an one eyed pterodactyl. With noxious secretions or something.
It broke a swordsdwarf's right elbow before being horribly murdered.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 24, 2011, 11:18:48 am »
Kobbos are desperate now.
They launched a bunch of ambushes and thieves.
Still no match.
But hey, at least the leader of my scouting squad has something to whack threats with now.
They launched a bunch of ambushes and thieves.
Still no match.
But hey, at least the leader of my scouting squad has something to whack threats with now.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 24, 2011, 11:02:25 am »
Dear Urist McWrestler,
You were armed.
Come on.
Think of a more creative way to kill a freaking asp, rather than just chomp it's head off.
You were armed.
Come on.
Think of a more creative way to kill a freaking asp, rather than just chomp it's head off.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 24, 2011, 10:44:08 am »
Humanoid FB made from grime and filth came along.
It beat up a recruit until the rest of my military arrived and murdered it. It was bisected.
It beat up a recruit until the rest of my military arrived and murdered it. It was bisected.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 24, 2011, 09:01:11 am »
Werewolves launched a super-siege on me.
I killed them all with runesmith.
Then kobbos ambushed me.
Did they stand a chance?
No.
They were swiftly dispatched.
I killed them all with runesmith.
Then kobbos ambushed me.
Did they stand a chance?
No.
They were swiftly dispatched.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 24, 2011, 04:30:26 am »
The Crundle Siege of 2011 just happened.
Poor things were quickly massacred.
Poor things were quickly massacred.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: April 19, 2011, 01:23:38 pm »
More wizardly shenanigans in Nethack.
I went to a shop, bought some scroll which reveals gold, and got some food.
Then, a mimic stops being the staircase/ladder and murders me.
I went to a shop, bought some scroll which reveals gold, and got some food.
Then, a mimic stops being the staircase/ladder and murders me.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: April 19, 2011, 01:02:28 pm »
Bit by a jackal.
Why did I Force Bolt that rock and monster into a million pieces?
And why did I pick up the rocks?!
The world may never know.
Why did I Force Bolt that rock and monster into a million pieces?
And why did I pick up the rocks?!
The world may never know.
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: April 19, 2011, 12:08:01 pm »
A kobold put me to sleep with his fancy magic in Nethack and killed me.