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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« on: March 25, 2011, 05:30:14 am »
My leatherworker took the butcher's shop and made a baby bone ring.
He killed a freaking baby for some ring that's worth only 1200 dwarfbucks.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 24, 2011, 07:42:36 am »
I got sieged again.
Except this time my fort lost.
Stupid lousy drawbridge blocking my ballista..

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 24, 2011, 04:23:36 am »
The leatherworker entered a fell mood, killed a baby, and then made a bone ring.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 23, 2011, 04:50:39 pm »
Just got sieged for the 2nd time.
Some fight that was.
I captured two trolls in cages.
Wondering if taking those trolls in front of ballistas would work.
Aaaaand in the middle, the armorer made some lead shield artifact.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 20, 2011, 03:33:43 pm »
I fought a minotaur.
It got me to move into a dead end, after which it started murdering me.
Goddammit.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 20, 2011, 03:48:55 am »
I was fighting this night monster.
I couldn't even hit it.
I started panicking because my companions were being killed and I shot arrows.
I sever the monster's head.
Awesome.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Favorite fighting style
« on: March 20, 2011, 02:52:21 am »
I like to cause pain by lodging arrows into my enemies.
Then I pull out an arrow and stab them in the head with it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 19, 2011, 04:56:45 pm »
As my new bowdorf, I took an arrow that lodged into a legendary crocodile, and stabbed it in the head with it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: "Don't talk to me"
« on: March 19, 2011, 10:02:44 am »
You are killing LIVING THINGS, you jerk.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 19, 2011, 07:33:49 am »
I made a new Nord bowman.
He went to a bandit camp, castrated a swordsman by biting his genitals off, and killed everyone there.
I tried to sell the testicles.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I get those siegers away from my fort?
« on: March 19, 2011, 03:32:58 am »
I tried.
They didn't use their weapons and armor for some reason and they were killed easily.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / How do I get those siegers away from my fort?
« on: March 19, 2011, 03:17:47 am »
I have a fort I wanna reclaim, but everytime I do so, those goblins are STILL THERE.
They murder my dwarves.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 18, 2011, 04:10:35 pm »
Some dumb shadow creature killed my werewolf.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A Memorial for the Lost
« on: March 18, 2011, 04:04:34 pm »
Ospaz Lashdrink, that was his name.
A powerful werewolf.
You were huge,
but to that shadow creature, you were just refuse.

Your arms were broken, and you caught a fever,
But the time when you stopped fighting was never.
Your only offensive attack was your bite,
and it made many bandits tell themselves "Goodnight."

You would have won, had your focus not been too low.
It was the fever that caused that,
and he caught that disease somehow, but how?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:20:23 pm »
I made a werewolf.
He went to a beholder's lair, bit off every eyestalk it had, let it bleed to death, and left with quite some injuries.

EDIT: His arms were damaged to the point of not being able to be used.
He could only bite.
He took out a bandit camp by biting them.

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