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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: March 16, 2011, 02:15:25 pm »
Shook, I have a request: A werewolf biting off all 10 of a beholder's eyestalks.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 16, 2011, 09:03:42 am »
I was sieged and unprepared.
Those demons never showed a single shred of mercy or decency.
I had to abandon my fort..
Those demons never showed a single shred of mercy or decency.
I had to abandon my fort..
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 16, 2011, 06:57:36 am »
A potter made a freaking wooden cup artifact.
I'm wondering how it's value is like 13k.
I'm wondering how it's value is like 13k.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 15, 2011, 02:05:02 pm »
A massive human-like giant came in.
I sent my 3 squads after it.
4 dwarves died in that epic battle.
I sent my 3 squads after it.
4 dwarves died in that epic battle.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:43:28 pm »
Holy crap.
Some demons just ambushed me.
That was some battle.
Also the traders were around to help.
Some demons just ambushed me.
That was some battle.
Also the traders were around to help.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:12:15 pm »
Dear Urist McArmorer,
Please, next time try running from dragon raptors.
You were being strangled.
Had my squad not showed up, you would have been killed.
Please be more careful next time.
Sincerely,
an overseer.
Please, next time try running from dragon raptors.
You were being strangled.
Had my squad not showed up, you would have been killed.
Please be more careful next time.
Sincerely,
an overseer.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:10:25 pm »
A dragon raptor showed up and started strangling my armorer to death.
Then my squad came in and murdered that dragon raptor.
Luckily the armorer made it out alive.
Then my squad came in and murdered that dragon raptor.
Luckily the armorer made it out alive.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 15, 2011, 06:42:31 am »
A babysnatcher came in.
It got killed after someone in my squad wanted to axe him a question.
It got killed after someone in my squad wanted to axe him a question.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: March 14, 2011, 01:12:01 pm »
Axedorf was fighting a gazelle and dodged into a river.
He drowned.
He drowned.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: March 14, 2011, 01:07:31 pm »
Dear Urist McAxeDorf
You were fighting a freaking Dama Gazelle.
AND DODGED INTO A RIVER.
Jump the other way next time, you dead halfwit.
You were fighting a freaking Dama Gazelle.
AND DODGED INTO A RIVER.
Jump the other way next time, you dead halfwit.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Spooky Empty Town.
« on: March 12, 2011, 02:00:06 pm »
I once saw an empty hamlet.
There was no one.
All I found in houses was obsidian.
There was no one.
All I found in houses was obsidian.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A Memorial for the Lost
« on: March 12, 2011, 01:56:53 pm »
Dear Urist McCentaur.
You wielded bows.
You had allies.
You destroyed many beasts without getting harmed.
You never showed any mercy.
However, nor did the Bogeymen that tore you apart, one by one.
You wielded bows.
You had allies.
You destroyed many beasts without getting harmed.
You never showed any mercy.
However, nor did the Bogeymen that tore you apart, one by one.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: March 11, 2011, 01:19:32 pm »
I went to a bandit camp, pinched this guy's testicles and phallus off, killed him, killed their leader and left.
That was fun.
That was fun.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:35:59 pm »
I got ambushed for the first time.
They had a bunch of crossbowgoblins and a lasher, and they annihilated my military. I assigned new people to my squad and they dominated the goblins after they ran out of ammo.
They had a bunch of crossbowgoblins and a lasher, and they annihilated my military. I assigned new people to my squad and they dominated the goblins after they ran out of ammo.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 21, 2011, 01:09:11 pm »
It was winter and I didn't have lots of booze. People began to die from thirst. It started a tantrum spiral. When someone went berserk, I'd send my military to dispatch the berserk dwarf.
Now it's spring and most of the fort has been calmed down.
Now it's spring and most of the fort has been calmed down.