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Messages - jaxy15

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 26, 2013, 08:47:47 am »
A fire breathing hairy humanoid crocodile FB popped in. It killed a few pets and dwarves before a measly wooden javelin thrown by a hunter hit it's brain and killed it.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 25, 2013, 07:22:26 am »
A werelizard showed up to give me the first taste of fun.
It severely injured a fisherdwarf (He has recovered), bit one of my drakes (The attacks just bounced off it's tough hide) and then finally got murdered by military.

Then a wild raptor bit off the hunting dog's head.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 25, 2013, 02:35:57 am »
My dwarves thought it would be funny to provoke the flying fire breathing horses.
4 !!dwarves!! were consumed by the inferno.

2 dwarves with fey moods went stark raving mad and died.
NO I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANT CLOTH, NO I DON'T HAVE ANY GLASS THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY SAND

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What's up with the breath of Armok stones? Why the hell is it so entertaining to watch a miner zoom around and tear through rocks like wet paper?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 24, 2013, 03:42:48 pm »
Decided to try out the Masterwork mod. A leprechaun ran into my fort and interrupted my dwarves and tried to attack some animals. I grew tired of this, and since I lacked a proper military I sent the closest thing: A war drake.
After a few punches which merely dented and fractured the drake's scales, the drake bit the leprechaun in half.

Also, a group of 3 stranglers passed by and they were killed by the caravan guards. There was a green gas cloud and my tanner became nauseous when he was apparently tanning one of their skins. Dunno what that was all about.

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DF General Discussion / Re: They Added Ethnicities?
« on: February 24, 2013, 02:28:21 am »
My dwarves have pale brown skin, raw umber eyes and tan hair. It's pretty neat.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: At peace with the goblins - this must end
« on: February 24, 2013, 02:22:02 am »
They show up as "peaceful" but still attack you even if you're not really in war with them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your most badass Dwarves?
« on: February 23, 2013, 04:29:48 pm »
I once had a macedwarf, who even though he had a missing arm and leg, killed many goblins.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 23, 2013, 08:06:05 am »
My fortress has become a village, and now it has everything a dwarf could possibly want!
Limestone, hematite, sand for growing plants, and a river with plenty of fish.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 22, 2013, 03:49:08 pm »
Granted. The bear devours you.

I wish for every Steam game.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 22, 2013, 10:00:33 am »
A pair of elven traders arrived.
In less than a second, my axedwarf chopped them both to bits.
Their severed limbs now decorate my refuse stockpiles.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 19, 2013, 03:40:43 pm »
Granted. You are the best writer the world has ever known, and become a billionaire. You are soon assassinated for your money.

I wish I had a better computer.

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You check your map and go to the library. You check under "S" and find a book named "Shadow Wisps: All you need to know!"
"Okay, let's see here. They like dark forested areas.. You need to cut out their eye before they die.."
You also find some more information on them that you don't need.


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You think for a while, feeling smarter. Will you try harder to defeat demons, or undead?
Eventually you settle on undead. (Basically flipped a coin.)

As you're walking back to the Castle, you spot something out of the corner of your eye. Glowing, blue eyes and goat horns behind a bush. They quickly vanish as you hear a rustling sound, and a puff of smoke appears. You're not sure what that was.

There's still one note on the board. "Need a shadow wisp eye to complete potion".


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One of my saiyans turned SSJ when killing a wild wombat, and then SSJ2 when killing another wild wombat.

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