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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: !!SCIENCE!! Heaven
« on: July 02, 2011, 06:02:36 pm »
It could work... except when newer versions come out it should be remade every time.

If The Toad made a physics simulator similar to The Arena, that would be better.

All in due time.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Isn't one enough already?
« on: July 02, 2011, 03:41:41 pm »
I'm giving a prize to whoever manages to raise a world into The Age of Myth from The Age of Emptiness.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: artifact screw pumps?
« on: July 02, 2011, 03:40:01 pm »
If you do not know, !!science!!.

2314
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most unintentionally hilarious notification you've gotten?
« on: July 02, 2011, 03:10:26 pm »
Remember, soon it can happen with a single wolf  :o

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Possibly stupid fortress defense idea
« on: July 02, 2011, 11:59:58 am »
Quote from: kotekzot on July 02, 2011, 11:02:10 am
Your ettin will likely get slaughtered. Cage the goblins, strip them, then drop them down a couple of levels to the ettin's lair. That should keep it until the gobbo gets a lucky roll and decapitates it.

You mean...

"Ulspa O'Prisoner punches the ettin in the left head and the severed part sails off in an arc!"

I would like to see that.

Ettins have two heads right?

2316
DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 02, 2011, 10:37:55 am »
Tell the community a new version would be released the following day, then spend the next 4 months eating, drinking, partying, sleeping and being on break, while the community waited.

WWUD if an adamantine colossus with a slade dust attack visited the fort to tell him 'he has dug a nice hole in the ground'?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Possibly stupid fortress defense idea
« on: July 02, 2011, 10:35:00 am »
Why even a lever? You could simply build pressure plates next to the cage, you wouldn't need to care about pulling the lever at the right time.

Or, get some more ettins and make a doberman bomb, except with ettins.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Moving ballistas
« on: July 02, 2011, 06:45:49 am »
Heck, even greaves+low boots provide full coverage.

2319
DF General Discussion / Re: At least it's not carp
« on: July 02, 2011, 06:42:39 am »
True. Urist wouldn't get crutches.

Even if he did, he still couldn't use them, due to lack of legs.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dear God WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
« on: July 01, 2011, 10:20:36 pm »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on July 01, 2011, 07:55:32 pm
Quote from: Qinetix on July 01, 2011, 08:31:24 am
Why.

Why not.

I agree. That is one of the founding questions of this community. "Why?" is not.

The founding questions:
Why not?
What will happen?
Will it kill elves?
How can I add more magma to this?
What are the odds my fort will crumble?

2321
DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« on: July 01, 2011, 07:28:02 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Too big pic, had to put link)
Can't let the thread die!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Introducing the DF fanbase to a friend?
« on: July 01, 2011, 06:03:01 am »
Quote from: revara on July 01, 2011, 03:44:04 am
Also, I'm quite sure any modern person wouldn't be scared by that, looking at the sheer number of blood and gore type game players, we've grown used to the broken moral compass a long, long, time ago.

"looking at the sheer number of blood and gore type game players"

I do believe there is a slight difference between 'blood and gore' and 'completely inhumane and ungodlyly cruel thing to do, simply so a small project would work'.

But basically, (more or less) everything has been said.

2323
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Wooja look at that...
« on: June 30, 2011, 12:58:07 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on June 30, 2011, 12:38:18 pm
Actually wait, adamantine blunt is laughably weak. I typed that at around 5-ish after staying up all night, so I wasn't really thinkig straight.

What are you saying? That would be even more awesome than the minotaur that killed people with a pig tail fiber sock!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
« on: June 30, 2011, 12:57:03 pm »
There are badgers.

Then there are giant badgers.

Then there are will be were-badgers.

Then there are possibly are forgotten badger beasts.

Beware.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Open HFS What!?!?
« on: June 30, 2011, 12:53:47 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 30, 2011, 11:48:07 am
Keep embarking! Make everyone a marksdwarf and draft them! THE SURFACE HELL WILL BE CLAIMED!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds me of something...

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Oh, so they're infinite? Then here's what you do. You take a healthy swig of plump helmet wine, pull on your cat leather cap, grab your wooden training axe and go kill demons until their population reaches an acceptable number.

Or something like that.

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