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What if you drop the magma directly on top of the tree?

No wait... It's so obvious...

THE ELVES HAVE STOLEN THE DWARVEN QUANTUM MECHANICS TECHNOLOGY AND APPLIED IT TO TREES!!!

Good thing they haven't perfected it yet

Quote from: billybobfred on April 19, 2011, 08:12:14 pm

Oh, wait, you meant something else, didn't you?

Well, now I have an idea for a megaproject of my own.

Actually I'd say its not entirely inaccurate, I just intend to bring the entire fort into hell all at once without waiting for HFS to nessecarily get out :-P.

Dwarf Fortress: Invading the invading forces homes!

Lol. There's DF for you.

The leading causes of fortress failure:
1. Tantrum Spiral
2. Overwhelming enemies
3. Poor architectural planning/HFS

I love this game.

At least those if your fort lives long enough. Before it:

Dehydration, starvation, too much water.

And of course overwhelming enemies.

*Looks at badger.*

hello gamers, look at your game, now look at your game, now back to df, now back to your game, now back to df. sadly, your game isnt df, but if it used to be awesome with dragons and fortress and switchted to dwarfs, it could be like df. look down, back up, where are you? you are in a cavern with the game your game could be like. whats in your hand, back at df. we have it, its a carp with huge teeth gutting your dwarf. look again, your dwarf is now dead. anything is possible when your game smells like miasma and not an elf. i am on an elephant.

Let me guess: Old Spice?

Loosing is fun...

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Loosing

The true meaning of "loosing".

Quote from: expwnent on April 18, 2011, 11:04:34 am

Leather statues? Are you serious?

Hell yeah! 

Dwarves are great at making objects out of impractical goods!

Or impractical objects out of goods.

"This is a mango wood bed. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is adorned with spikes of emerald."

Zuntirestil, AKA Anvilwhirled. Founded by The Godly Silver, citizens of the Glorious Glazes. Or the other way around, I forget. Current top killer: Atir Zustashtulon Zonokin Stegeth, Atir Ancientroads the Helmed Equity of Organizing, Militia Captain. Favored dwarves: [Ber Inodmeb, Ber Gateinches, swordsdwarf, was mayor for nearly a decade, Legendary Bowyer, creator of Ugutenseb, The Taut Basis, a willow blowgun], [Risen Eturonul, Risen Bouldermirrors, legendary miner, creator of Ekastlerteth Utharvucar, Safetangle the First Urn, a diorite grate], [Stakud Ideneddud, Stakud Paddledobey, legendary miner, killer of Stukos Kacothastesh, Stukos Confinedcugdels, the Infamous Weaver of Anvilwhirled, went berserk in 1052 due to strange mood].

And think about it! You could connect a floodgate, bridge or other somesuch to the dwarfs hands!

"Urist, the goblins are advancing!"
"I'm on it."
*Operates arms*
*Magma flows*
*Goblins burn*
"Good work Urist!"