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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: "Our Tavern Of Mercy" Dorfish hospital.
« on: December 25, 2011, 05:54:51 pm »
I hope that someday Tarn allows for a syndrome to induce the production of a custom fluid in the infected creature.

This syndrome, Red Mania, induces insanity (any type), rots the skin and eyes out, increases strength tenfold, and replaces the infected's puss with Red Mania.

Zombie outbreak, anyone?

Umbrella Fortress: Resident Arseholes

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« on: December 25, 2011, 05:52:15 pm »
Huzzah, I'm somebody's last hope for an online forum!

Yay! you win crundle soup, with a side of flesh balls sautéed in plump helmet extract! They can be dipped.

Excuse me, but my Freudinometer just exploded.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: "Our Tavern Of Mercy" Dorfish hospital.
« on: December 25, 2011, 05:35:41 pm »
I don't want their fat to rot off, I want all of their skin, fat and eyes to melt off. Difference :P
Minor detail, considering you didn't also mention you wanted your dwarves to become 3 times faster, grow twice as big and have extra large hands while all that rot happens.

So...a horrific mutagen instead? Why not just introduce some fucking genestealers and hold the patriarch hostage?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Pewpew hydra
« on: December 25, 2011, 05:18:51 pm »
We can assume that if the hydra can rapidly grow heads, it's heart can compensate :P

Except it can't. So yeah.

WE ARE ASSUMING LOTS OF THINGS!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A funny thing i should have seen coming...
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:42:14 pm »
Rock is a naturally formed solid aggregate of one or more minerals. It is what stone is made from.

Stone normally is used to refer to rock which has been dressed, trimmed or otherwise engineered or used by man in construction of some sort, usually as discrete (individual) blocks. Also important is the fact that these blocks are no longer in-situ (i.e. they are no longer where they were formed and part of a larger cohesive rock mass) within the Earth. Examples are the use of "stone" as counter tops in kitchens or as ornamental cladding for buildings or the construction of columns and lintels in certain buildings. Another common use of large blocks of dressed stone is in sea defenses and pier walls where the large dressed blocks forming the outer walls are known as armour stone.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_a_stone_and_a_rock#ixzz1ha5yxokt

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Sand Deserts
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:40:04 pm »
A compliment!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Pewpew hydra
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:39:12 pm »
Wait, theoretically the more heads if wired properly could dramatically increase blood pressure...

Increasing oxygen flow...

Meaning the hydra would have to breathe more....

Made possible by elephant sized lungs and multiple heads.....

DIS IS GOOD WEPONS
(Watch out for fountains of blood in the likely scenario one of the heads are chopped off).

It wouldn't increase blood pressure..it would decrease it. Finite blood pressure, infinite heads for it to go to. Learn biology Physics you goit.

More blood vessels in a larger conduit allows for a higher possible blood pressure, increasing the blood flow.
(Compare fish to mammals).
!BIOLOGY! for Hydras, not Physics :P

more blood vessels, a heart that isn't growing any bigger and we have yet to establish if blood volume increases in proportion with the addition of said vessels. But the heart would need to increase in size too. Assuming the heart increases in size to cope and more blood is created, then well maybe. Of course it would need rapid application of sterile water via invitro do pump up the levels of blood plasma...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Pewpew hydra
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:27:18 pm »
Wait, theoretically the more heads if wired properly could dramatically increase blood pressure...

Increasing oxygen flow...

Meaning the hydra would have to breathe more....

Made possible by elephant sized lungs and multiple heads.....

DIS IS GOOD WEPONS
(Watch out for fountains of blood in the likely scenario one of the heads are chopped off).

It wouldn't increase blood pressure..it would decrease it. Finite blood pressure, infinite heads for it to go to. Learn biology Physics you goit.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Genocide
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:25:18 pm »
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player

BRUTUSH DURFS HUR HUR

English. ENGLISH dwarves. I don't think scotland, wales or ireland have much to do with cricket.

The Scots do it with trees of course!

I thought we were talking about cricket not Dendrophilia

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Pewpew hydra
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:22:06 pm »
He demands nine crystal glass windows, one for each head, to look out over all his lesser dwarf subjects!

Eventualy, this Hydra will turn his leadership into a cult, with the entire fortress dedcated to its glory. Then, when the time comes, the great Toad will bestow apon us the ability to make serpentine regenerating abominations from your dwarves if they drink its blood.


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[CAN_SPEAK] as well, then it's going to kill your fortress softly with mandates instead of horribly devouring all of your dwarves!

My gods, its demanding a approprite place for each of its heads, and they each are demanding stuff! Oh, and they get mad if another head has better stuff, and they order the guards to put it in jail.

What if one head rips off another...will it grow into two heads as like minded as the head removed? Will that mean a vast political coup to tear off all of it's heads until only the like minded are left...and then dies as it doesn't have enough blood or hearts to feed it's heads. A triumph of stupidity over common sense! Just like Government

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Genocide
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:19:44 pm »
Megeabeast might lose.

100% death must be guaranteed :O

(Seriously, I've had a Dwarf chop down a minatour with a training sword before. Kept whacking the poor thing until it no longer had any eyes, ears or a nose.)

He was obviously the forts pro-cricket player

BRUTUSH DURFS HUR HUR

English. ENGLISH dwarves. I don't think scotland, wales or ireland have much to do with cricket.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Sand Deserts
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:17:23 pm »
Deserts have plant life, lots of it, even the one in the posted picture...if u want lifeless... U need a martian desert...

Or pick a desert that says no trees, and no plant life :P

Or an ICE desert.

I actually found a wierd desert once, that actually froze over in winter, and scorched in every other season. Odd.

Obviously the planets axis was wobblier than something big, pink and wobbly

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Sand Deserts
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:06:37 pm »
Deserts have plant life, lots of it, even the one in the posted picture...if u want lifeless... U need a martian desert...

Or pick a desert that says no trees, and no plant life :P

Or an ICE desert.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Pewpew hydra
« on: December 25, 2011, 03:01:33 pm »
1: Hydras should grow more heads once one has been removed
2: They should eventually die of lack of blood pressure to the brains
3: A hydra as the mayor would suck because you would be wasting valuable meat, bones and pet value when he inevitably gets forced to suffer an unforunate accident.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« on: December 25, 2011, 12:50:55 pm »
crundle-oil.

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Freshly squeezed, thrice wrung crundles! Our crundle oil is quadruple filtered to bring you only the purest, richest oil used for cooking, soaps and lamps, oh the million uses of crundles!

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