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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 18, 2014, 10:59:50 pm »
During a roleplay session, I rolled a nat 1 and a nat 20 in the same attack. Unfortunately, the nat 1 came first, and completely invalidated the entire thing. Dafuq Dice Gods? Y u gotta be dis way.

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I know several blacksmiths who make a living off of their work. It's true that there aren't many jobs out there, so if you want to make money blacksmithing, you need to start up your own business.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Deviation-22, Ch. 3: It wasn't Wigs.
« on: August 16, 2014, 07:43:44 pm »
((James noooooooo! Damn. It's sad to see him go, but it does mean that another gets to join.))

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Call the police. Now. Seriously, this shit should not happen.

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"Faith has the keys, doesn't she. Well shit. Alright, I'm gonna try something. Everyone stand off to the side of the door, just in case they're waiting."

Wait until everyone with me is no longer standing directly in front of the door shoving the out of the way if necessary, then use my amp to remove the pins from the door's hinges. If it is heavily reinforced, just rip the damn thing down.

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And yet humanity proves it excels at incompetence again.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: August 11, 2014, 03:15:20 pm »
Impossible. I wouldn't even run. You'd just die tired.

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"Okay, I feel pretty much back to normal as far as amp usage goes. So. Let's see about opening that door eh?"

Head towards the locked door to the third floor. Carefully examine it, and the surrounding area. Is there any sort of cameras, or peepholes that I can see?

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"Oh? What's with the sudden change of heart? You were ready to kill me a couple minutes ago."

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"I could just walk through the door. Or through the roof. This fancy webbing I wear lets me do that."

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Schlock Mercenary. So good.

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"Uhh, aren't we supposed to search the top floors? Why are you shoving me towards the first floor?"

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"So, uhhhh, you guys cool with me? Or is Flint gonna continue carrying me around like a robotic security blanket? Because I can be useful."

More brain rest.

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"Uhh, Miyamoto? If you've decided not to kill me, I can probably open that door. Or, you know, just kinda walk through it."

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"Well. A startling display of competence has once again been overshadowed by idiocy. Good job team. So. I assume that blob is the guy you wanted me to dismember?"

The brain rest shall never stop. Try and figure out much amp juice I have.

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