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I thought 'Food Chain' was a drop in quality in favor of quantity of episodes.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 09, 2014, 03:59:12 pm »
They are installing CURVED SLOT HELICAL FLOW DIFFUSER CORE modules at work today.

Not as cool (no pun intended) as they sound. But does make me want to play some Portal/2

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Guys, keep the hype down. You might kill us all.

Or, ya well, wait until I'm gone, then proceed to kill everything. Works best for everybody involved, I think.

Should I follow a link for "Security Guard Jobs" on the SCP site?

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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: July 05, 2014, 03:46:48 pm »
So, has anyone watched the Kirby anime, Right Back at Ya?
Never could find all the episodes, but the ones I watched were pretty good.

I watched it a bit years back on 4kids (yeah, dubbed). It was cool. I feel like Kirby doesn't get enough coverage in comparison to other Nintendo characters. It was cool to get a better glimpse of the whole "Kirby" universe than just what's depicted in the games.
Do we get a glimpse of what is inside Kirby?

So, years ago, I made an animated .GIF that got me banned from FARK.

It was the hands from the infamous goatse image stretching Kirby's mouth.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What's a goatse image?

One on many internet shock images, I would strongly advise against looking it up.

If you do look it up, and wonder 'How did he do that!' the answer is '2 liter soda bottles'

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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: July 05, 2014, 03:41:30 pm »
So, has anyone watched the Kirby anime, Right Back at Ya?
Never could find all the episodes, but the ones I watched were pretty good.

I watched it a bit years back on 4kids (yeah, dubbed). It was cool. I feel like Kirby doesn't get enough coverage in comparison to other Nintendo characters. It was cool to get a better glimpse of the whole "Kirby" universe than just what's depicted in the games.
Do we get a glimpse of what is inside Kirby?

So, years ago, I made an animated .GIF that got me banned from FARK.

It was the hands from the infamous goatse image stretching Kirby's mouth.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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a scoop of Oreo ice cream

between two chocolate chip cookies

and a dollop of whipped cream on top.

That's right.

Cookies and Cream in Cookies and Cream.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 02, 2014, 11:56:43 pm »
Yeah, it spreads just like werewolfism. I got it genetically, but it takes so much willpower not to spread it. I live a crappy teen romance novel every day.
(Hotlinked... hopefully works)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Life Advice / Re: Pennsylvania Body Farm?
« on: July 02, 2014, 07:58:26 pm »
They usually keep the locations secret, because they don't want 'tourists' disrupting the sites.

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Life Advice / Re: Can State Law override Federal Law?
« on: July 02, 2014, 07:56:29 pm »
Where the Feds will get you if with the IRS.

Normally, when you run a business, you get to deduct your costs from your income, giving profit, of which a certain % goes to the feds.

However, they've ruled that since marijuana dispensaries are illegal (even though unenforced) you cannot deduct costs, and you owe a % of ever penny taken in; which would end up being more than you profited.

That why it's best to run a grow of as a cooperative, with no money changing hands.

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HR knows even less about the job than you do probably.

Their job is to check all the legally required boxes like Adult US Citizen, not literally insane, on drugs, and do tax paperwork...

All recruiters do is keyword searches, Google could replace them worldwide in a week with a side project if they wanted to. (B Ark...)

You also get/need to be creative when writing your 'Achievements'

Example Achievement: "Correctly forecast the effect of a restructuring initiative of a 3000+ employee company."

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Life Advice / Re: A very small third degree burn
« on: July 02, 2014, 07:36:15 pm »
Third degree means you went through all the skin layers.
Second degree means you went pretty deep, but not all the way to the fat layer.
If it turns into a blister, it's first degree.
Anyway, if in a couple days there's no blister and you can see shit that's not skin, just be sure to keep it clean. Maybe keep it covered for a couple days while it's still 'wet'.
It's very small, so no big deal. But it will take a while to heal.
If it turns into a blister, let it heal itself.

A real third degree (about 1.5 cm in size) took me an entire summer to heal completely. Actually it was quite interesting to see the skin gradually and concentrically grow back to patch the hole, wich was perfectly round in shape.

In doubt, go get it checked by a professional.

Now I'm curious, I'm picturing some sort of laser burn...

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: July 02, 2014, 06:21:22 pm »
Oh, I think I figured out why I've been tired all the time, and possibly why I managed to lose weight eating a diet composed primarily of pasta, fried vegetables, and cheese. Protip, guys, if you're eating meat, cook it thoroughly. I have only myself to blame, if this hypothesis is correct. Doctor's appointment scheduled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnWIICkBeE (Safe, Canadian)

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Raging at myself, first week on the new job, and already ADHDing, unable to do my work.

This job is supposed to be awesome (game SDK sample writing, making little cool apps...) but my brain is all 'NOPE!'

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The simplest, most elegant form is clearly the breast penis.
Industrial penises are clearly superior; I mean that seriously. The lever is a phallic symbol of industrial stronkness. Coal stacks, more phallic industrial stronkness.
Don't forget rockets, missiles, submarines, and planes!

... If your penis looks like an airplane, you should probably talk to a doctor about it.

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