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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Age of X
« on: February 10, 2012, 08:04:00 am »
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Age of X
« on: February 10, 2012, 07:56:26 am »
So the Age of Heroes is the age in which a Dwarf dominates the world? Pure, simple Utopia.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Age of X
« on: February 10, 2012, 07:50:55 am »
So I generate a large world for about 500 years, and apparently it's the Age of Heroes. The world has gone through the First Age of Myth, the Second Age of Myth, the First Age of Legend and the Second Age of Legend.
It's funny 'cos I searched through the Legends and apparently this age is the age when "powers clash and something happens" (I'm at work and can't really remember the descript in full).
Also, there are no Megabeasts. I modded Dwarves so that they are inatelly Legendary in everything. That way basically every megabeast died in a combat with a dwarf (after killing countless elves and humans).
So, how the hell do Ages work? I though the ages shifted as MB's died, but there's been 5 ages and a whole bunch of Dragons, Rocs and Bronze Colossi.
On a different topic, I'm so gonna mod Rocs back into being domestic and having [PET_VALUE=1]. There's nothing like embarking with 10 gargantuan pigeons that serve to rip Elves to death!
It's funny 'cos I searched through the Legends and apparently this age is the age when "powers clash and something happens" (I'm at work and can't really remember the descript in full).
Also, there are no Megabeasts. I modded Dwarves so that they are inatelly Legendary in everything. That way basically every megabeast died in a combat with a dwarf (after killing countless elves and humans).
So, how the hell do Ages work? I though the ages shifted as MB's died, but there's been 5 ages and a whole bunch of Dragons, Rocs and Bronze Colossi.
On a different topic, I'm so gonna mod Rocs back into being domestic and having [PET_VALUE=1]. There's nothing like embarking with 10 gargantuan pigeons that serve to rip Elves to death!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Let's make up bugs that will appear in the next release
« on: February 10, 2012, 07:06:54 am »
Were-dwarves are possible?
*Human McChild starts going on a transformation!*
"Mamma! This beard! It won't stop growing!" *starts speaking on a low voice* "Must be puberty...."
*Human McChild is a were-dwarf!*
*Human McChild withdraws from society...*
*Human McChild starts going on a transformation!*
"Mamma! This beard! It won't stop growing!" *starts speaking on a low voice* "Must be puberty...."
*Human McChild is a were-dwarf!*
*Human McChild withdraws from society...*
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How to suit up your civilians?
« on: February 09, 2012, 07:11:13 pm »
Draft them and leave them with as many civilian tasks (militarily speaking) as possible
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Let's make up bugs that will appear in the next release
« on: February 09, 2012, 07:05:35 pm »
A dwarve's grasping part becomes reanimated while still attached to said dwarf, so we can reenact the scene from Evil Eead 2 when Ash has to saw off his demonic possessed hand.
I will not even get started on the Genesis Mod....
"I'M SORRY DEAR! IT'S GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN!"
I will not even get started on the Genesis Mod....
"I'M SORRY DEAR! IT'S GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN!"
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Let's make up bugs that will appear in the next release
« on: February 09, 2012, 03:44:51 pm »
I just have to say that Loud Whispers's personal text is just awesome.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Weaponizing
« on: February 09, 2012, 02:07:07 pm »Mod Genesis to give phallii the [GRASP] tag and have a pit of writhing penisis
and watch in horror as each phallus grows 4 fingersand a thumb.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I'm doing something wrong with my duchess...
« on: February 09, 2012, 01:35:30 pm »
Yes, you're doing it wrong. You're not killing her enough.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Weaponizing
« on: February 09, 2012, 08:58:51 am »
Does the mouth have [GRASP]?
"Ach, Urist, RUN! There's a crackling denture coming after us!"
*Zombie Mouth bites Urist McBallsack in the nuts*
*Urist McBallsack gives in to pain*
"Ach, Urist, RUN! There's a crackling denture coming after us!"
*Zombie Mouth bites Urist McBallsack in the nuts*
*Urist McBallsack gives in to pain*
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Least favorite types of stone.
« on: February 09, 2012, 08:49:38 am »
I like all kinds of rocks. Maybe I'm just too lazy to sort out where I'm gonna build my fort, but I don't mind making bedrooms amidst lead and coal.
But no rope or wood, God no. Wood is for making beds (so dwarves can sleep and drool over what the elves love) and ropes are for wusses. Urist McMandernonfulfiller? You're getting iron chains!
But no rope or wood, God no. Wood is for making beds (so dwarves can sleep and drool over what the elves love) and ropes are for wusses. Urist McMandernonfulfiller? You're getting iron chains!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Elves everywhere!
« on: February 09, 2012, 06:04:35 am »
Play Adventurer as an Elf called cacame and smash elven skulls with an Artifact Leaden Warhammer!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: the molten titan and other titan FUN
« on: February 09, 2012, 05:51:55 am »Cheat like a noob with a danger room then unleash my legendary +5 military at any oncoming enemy. Last FB was seen armless, legless, whateverless and dead in a heap far far away from my fort!
Why bother with danger rooms? Edit the raws and give legendary combat skills do dwarves as natural abilities.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Weaponizing
« on: February 09, 2012, 05:45:04 am »
You guys do realise how hard it is to concentrate at not laughing at work reading about dwarves and goblins crossing swords (if you know what I mean), right?
Actually, that's sick!
Actually, that's sick!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Twoo Wuv
« on: February 06, 2012, 06:41:13 pm »
Urist McSpanky will do a lot of trips to the hospital when that dominatrix gets legendary gimp-whip.