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Now I imagine a "have you seen this dwarf?" Poster slapped to all the booze barrels in the fort. Similar to the "missing person" photos on milk cartons.

"Have you seen this dwarf?"
"You mean the guy that hammered a 50 pound hammer on my head?"
"The same"
*Urist McVampireSpawnHammerer pounds his lead hammer on Urist McSherrif's head*
"Well...looks like someone...just dropped the hammer!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

They are tame. They serve as guards and cute biggie pets.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 04, 2012, 08:50:12 pm

Quote from: kilozombie on February 04, 2012, 08:48:08 pm

Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 04, 2012, 08:45:27 pm

Only 8 soldiers out of 50 civilians?

I am disappoint.

You need 100 soldiers for every dwarf to survive DF. That said, no one has managed to turn one dwarf into two soldiers yet.

Yet.

Yet.

Step 1: Chop the arms off.
Step 2: Wait for Toady to release the next patch.
Step 3: Reanimate the arms.

1 dwarf = 3 soldiers.
Profit?

Edit: Or am I mistaken and !!NECROMANCY!! isn't the answer to everything?

GET'OUTTA ME LAWN OR I'LL FLING ARMS AT'YE. ARMS, I TELL YE!

Just look at the similarities!
When we don't like a dwarf, we drown him.

When we think there MAY be a possibility of doing something totally unbelieavable, we don't hesitate in sacrificing a bunch of dorfs to achieve it (or prove it's not possible still not reachable)

We exterminate EVERYONE who is not a dwarf. Those who are not exterminated live only for their mild usefullness as flux providers or whatever.

I'm waiting for the day when a megaproject will consist of making a bunch of Tiger tanks with fortifications and catapults for cannons and reconstruction for the tracks.

With a platinum whip you would probably sever each part you hit.

"It cauterizes the wounds with each strike. That's why they don't bleed"

Killing through burning usually means you melted the victim's fat, causing bleedling AFAIK

There was a strategy to melt your own fat while trying not to die in Adventure Mode that rendered you imune to high temperatures.

Dragons and Rocs can breed if they manage to lay eggs, but I don't think that that can be done on the world in general (due to lack of nests)

A werewolf gets into your dining hall; nobody is killed, but it manages to attack a bunch of dwarves. Next full moon, half of your fortress turns and kills the other half, but you don't get a game over because the weres are still technically members of your fort, all turn at the same time, and won't attack same-species weres. Thereafter, each wave of new migrants is briefly left to wonder why their new neighbours refer to all of them as "Urist McDinner".

And then the Loyalty Cascade begins!