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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!SCIENCE!!
« on: August 09, 2011, 04:39:26 am »
Ok i am doing the roll when i am done !!VACUUMING!!
(1) you assemble a satellite, however you fail:

WHEEEELP!
Delighted and !!INSPIRED!! by the !!FOLK METAL!! and !!SCIENCE!!, Pneumony heads back to the lab.You request a thermonuclear device (5) they had a few in stock, you take one. From the department of italian musical instruments, you request two !!FOLK ACCORDIONS!! (3) they had two left in stock, an old one that could need some cleaning, and some abandoned attempt at making an extended range harmonica for the band Marioshuggah, it sounds !!HORRIBLE!!. (Hans has to respond to this since he is a player character) You get almost all of your equipment together to make this strange device.
On the way, he passes Hanser's lab and sees his awesome real bear skin clothes and is so inspired he asks him if he can have three !!VIKING AXES!! to use. He then phones the James Bond Department Hanser accidentally phoned, and requests a !!LESSER THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE!! and two !!FOLK ACCORDIONS!!. If no !!LESSER THERMONUCLEAR DEVICES!! are left, the next most powerful explosive device they have will do! This is !!SCIENCE!! after all! Arriving in the lab, he gets to work.
!!SCIENTIFICALLY!! combine the !!LESSER THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE!!, two !!FOLK ACCORDIONS!!, three !!VIKING AXES!! together with the !!POWER OF FOLK ACCORDION!! and the !!LOVE OF FOLK ACCORDION!! that Pneumony already has in abundance. !!TEST!! the !!DEVICE!! immediately! (but leave the lab before it goes off! No don't! Stay in the lab to !!OBSERVE!! Or test it outside the lab! I don't know! I have the !!SCIENCE!! !!FEVER!!)
Create giant !!Orbital Bombardment Satellite!! to mount the !!Khil!! cannon in!
(1) you assemble a satellite, however you fail:

WHEEEELP!