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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!SCIENCE!!
« on: August 09, 2011, 04:39:26 am »
Ok i am doing the roll when i am done !!VACUUMING!!

Delighted and !!INSPIRED!! by the !!FOLK METAL!! and !!SCIENCE!!, Pneumony heads back to the lab.

On the way, he passes Hanser's lab and sees his awesome real bear skin clothes and is so inspired he asks him if he can have three !!VIKING AXES!! to use. He then phones the James Bond Department Hanser accidentally phoned, and requests a !!LESSER THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE!! and two !!FOLK ACCORDIONS!!. If no !!LESSER THERMONUCLEAR DEVICES!! are left, the next most powerful explosive device they have will do! This is !!SCIENCE!! after all! Arriving in the lab, he gets to work.

!!SCIENTIFICALLY!! combine the !!LESSER THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE!!, two !!FOLK ACCORDIONS!!, three !!VIKING AXES!! together with the !!POWER OF FOLK ACCORDION!! and the !!LOVE OF FOLK ACCORDION!! that Pneumony already has in abundance. !!TEST!! the !!DEVICE!! immediately! (but leave the lab before it goes off! No don't! Stay in the lab to !!OBSERVE!! Or test it outside the lab! I don't know! I have the !!SCIENCE!! !!FEVER!!)
You request a thermonuclear device (5) they had a few in stock, you take one. From the department of italian musical instruments, you request two !!FOLK ACCORDIONS!! (3) they had two left in stock, an old one that could need some cleaning, and some abandoned attempt at making an extended range harmonica for the band Marioshuggah, it sounds !!HORRIBLE!!. (Hans has to respond to this since he is a player character) You get almost all of your equipment together to make this strange device.

Create giant !!Orbital Bombardment Satellite!! to mount the !!Khil!! cannon in!

(1) you assemble a satellite, however you fail:



WHEEEELP!

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I have seen a spam twitter ("spitter"?) before, that wasent very caothic, can you link me to a splog? I have never seen a splog before..

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What about "Flight of the rainbow feathered sperm whale"?
Or maybe generating the title randomly all the time? I mean the game itself would have a static name, but each day its surname would be something different.

Or mayne we just call the game "that game" and we can only figure out its "true" name by visiting the site?
I mean, imagine this:

A: Im bored..
B: Uhh..?
A: I dont wanna play another stupid FPS
B: Then there is only one solution?
A: What?
B: Err.. that game?
A: Wich game?
B: err.. interrhyming swiveltail: nonbarbarian unoriental prereconciling solid?
A: Oh i know what you mean, yeah lets play.. that.

note: That title was actually random.

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Ok we go for the absolutely random and nonsensial, i mean, what !!FUN!! is there in a game about random stuff that makes sense?
What about the cloud generator just picks out at random what  a thing is, but dosent distinguish it, so you could have a bill cosby wielding a stone parrot, wearing a sperm whale headcrab hat, fighting a copyright infringement with menacing claws of poo?

That is my idea.
By the way i dug up some old design documents and comics from a universe i made some years ago "The virtuals and the primitives", its in a world wich is a huge super server, with small hollow boxy "planets" wich are virtual servers, in wich programs are, each box had a different allocation of memory, like an athmosphere, the programs consumed this memory, so a huge program could crash due to smaller invader programs snatching the air from it, and a planet could be completely dead due to a single infinite loop without any graphical representation "cyberlarity" or something..

I just think every page could have a set amount of of memory, wich the players and other mobs could "breathe", they take in clean memory, and put out garbage memory, one could disrupt an entire domain by coding a memory fork.

Some description of the player mobs: Each player is infact a random piece of internet gaining sentience, they start out as what they are, but then they can grow by picking up different things and adding them to themselves, so you can be a sperm whale compiler image editting program cosby making seagulls that fly around and steal random tiny items.
Oh, and as special events we could have the game read free e-books, so each room would be a page of the book and the event would be over when we got to the end of the book.

Would be an interesting way of reading a book.

YES! Crawling through "At the mountains of madness" or the DF wiki would be nice!
Also waves of "evil" or "undeath" sometimes, reviving random junk as horrible monsters, what if that parrot statue became evil? Maybe you could catch some of the "evil" to revive your pet, maybe resulting in that dead cat becoming a rainbow cat cosby with tentacles. Oh and evil would be quite subtle, such as light pink fumes or things making faces at you, easily confused with madness.
Madness would be a player disease, essentially messing with everything, it would catch a single word somewhere, then having everything centered around this thing, as if the "narrator" got obessed with the thing, kind of like i cant write two paragraphs without mentioning bill cosby, a parrot or a whale.

By the way: http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/3900362/Bill_Cosby

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It's a way of interpreting the usage of copyright. Why not let copyright monster wielding a flaming weapon shape like a parrot? How to choose which is the monsters which is the items? Keywords frequency? Or there is a dictionary for living creature criteria.

I guess, that it should atleast have some "organic" word to be a living creature, we could always have some analogue to dwarf fortress "evil" or undeath as in other games, wich makes monsters out of inanimate content.

Also figured out a name: Slaves to Copyright:Chapter One:Bill Cosby Parrot Toaster

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DF General Discussion / Re: Alternative Interfaces, or, DF for the Blind
« on: August 08, 2011, 03:44:34 pm »
zkline? how do you read this forum? I mean, i guess it would be pretty annoying to listen to names of avatars, signatures, quotes, forum announcements, etc. You must be a very patient person.

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Update:

Okay, I got lucky on this boot and windows assigned my connection to the first network connection on the card, so winmoo ran without a problem.

I will see if I can make my database connectable for guests and program a simple webcrawler + cloud generator that people can toy with either later today or tomorrow.

Huzzah! Hope to see it soon. Very excited.

Fuck yes! I got an idea: Webcrawl, or ScrewThooseBrowsers or Netzomg or Webcrawled or or or

Holy shit i am jizzing balloons :D

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DF General Discussion / Re: Alternative Interfaces, or, DF for the Blind
« on: August 08, 2011, 11:09:38 am »
It must be horrible to be blind, atleast if you have ever had sight. I can kind of guess that it isnt nearly that horrible for a born blind person, i was born without any ability to read body language. I cannot tell an angry person from a smiling at times.. and i dont think its very bad, i mean i do not feel harmed by it.

The only thing i could think would be some kind of sound system, so you can atleast hear when that monkey is stealing all your pig tail clothes..

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Unrelated but pretty fucking disgusting:


User: I like big butts, and I can not lie.

Cleverbot: You other brothers can't deny.

User: When a girl is shaking.

Cleverbot: After I'm done you'll be bleeding.

Does this count?

User: The feeding frenzy of my starving soul, gnawing voraciously at the bones, the exo-skeletal patchwork, protecting my own reflection within, the twin and same, engaged, in the mirrored act of chewing away, at the shell of my attacking self, the paradox unseen, treacherous this deceit, to make no choice matter and have yet loose yourself, untill finally all reason why are forgotten, to life through ones own shadow, mute and blinded, is to really see, eclipse the golden mirror, and the reflection is set free.

Cleverbot: I had not known that a Artificial Intelligence could become confused.

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Other Games / Re: Haven and Hearth-- World 5
« on: August 08, 2011, 10:14:25 am »
This game sucks, its nothing but "Connecting to the game.. failed"
Really?
Last time i checked they had shit servers too..
This is not a thread to bitch about the game.  The server is down because the devs are trying to fix the lag on the servers, if you don't get a good connection to Europe don't play the game.  Those of us that do play don't care about a little lag and server close once in a while.

I play Shores of Hazeron, so i am pretty much used to that, dont be so offensive at people, a person always looks smarter when he/she dosent swear at swearing and "bitching" people..

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Other Games / Re: Haven and Hearth-- World 5
« on: August 08, 2011, 07:19:26 am »
This game sucks, its nothing but "Connecting to the game.. failed"
Really?
Last time i checked they had shit servers too..

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Other Games / Re: Minecraft - It has blocks.
« on: August 08, 2011, 06:50:30 am »
I like big blocks and i can not lie, you other bro's cant deny, that when a skeleton's shaking her itty bitty bits.. -snip-

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 08, 2011, 03:43:37 am »
Uhh.. i went wtf due to working block based planes in minecraft this morning, then i woke up.. damn they were hard to controll.. and i always spinned the shit out and crashed..

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to !!SCIENCE!!
« on: August 08, 2011, 03:41:11 am »
uh i am a bit bombed today, bump this thread tomorrow so i am reminded of doing a roll, otherwise one of you guys can take over, and do the roll.. since i am really tired..

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i could host, but only in GMT +1 day time, and in a very little space of time, my father has some huge "hackerphobia" and he thinks just that you run a server means that a hacker would instantly come in and screw with his computer and steal his money and rape his wife or something.. and it would have to be over hamachi since he screwed so much with the router that i cant run servers.

What about doing a virtual Box? I mean, isnt there something that allows you to restrict the box to a specific connection or something? You could always put Damn Small Linux or something into it, i am sure you can do some crazy wizardry to make MOO run on it. And DSL only needs 64kb or mb(i cant remember, its so small that dedicated elecronics can run the distro) RAM, add on the memory requirements of MOO on + a few extra megs for stability, and then you got a little linux MOO running in the background, DSL is made for such quick server fixes.. infact i am so inspired i am going to make a box of DSL just for the entertainment right now.

But when you got the MOO running, i can help ya code this thing. I really want to! Who else are up for coding in a pretty cool and simple language?
And if we cant get the webcrawler stuff working, we got a B12 Moo anyway!

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