23:34 Started turn. Slightly drunk. I'm already making phallic stuff. Project BALLS is underway.
However 201 dwarves is just about too much. Need to remove temperature
23:38 Still at 25 FPS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THAT ?
i will send all our military against the FB. Maybe they die and our FPS is increased.
23:39 winter is upon you
yeah i suppose, need to drink more.
23:47 some military dwarves died, i suppose it's the poisonous secretions of the FB-
oh wait
wait
wait

is that a loyalty cassdcade ?
because it looks like one

well i can't really complain i needed to kill dwarves anyway due to FPS death
NEED TO DRINK MORE.
23:52 I don't even fuck what ?
oh my fucking armok what the fuck i just ordered that FB dead and then dwarves died due to poison and then this shit happened

i think Lord Armok took my "i need less dwarves" very literally and in the most direct way possible. well, not going to complain. also it's my first loyalty cascaded !whhooo d!

need to see where all of this goes
23:58 165 citizens
let's see if I can save the fort...
10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.
Talk about backfiring horribly wrong. Or is it right ?
ANOTHER BEER PLEASE
00:01 my FPS is at 60
well at least there's that.
129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.
Tempted to PULL ALL THE MAGMA LEVERS but htis story isn't done yet. Anyways i need to finish this drink.
00:05 124 citizens. It seems the massive loyalty cascade has stopped.
No more loss of life.
THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.
00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins
does rigor mortis applies to penises as well ? HAH
00:13 alright, need to wall these caverns before i get killed by some ass iron spider with webs or something
also opening another bottle of beer, TO YOUR HEALTH, FELLOW DRUNK OVERSEERS
00:16 damn i nearly missed that VCC, and saying that a builder would throw itself into it's lamprey-like jaws
SHAI-HULUD ! SHAI-HULUD ! Except in tiny, blue versions.
going to kill that voracious cave crawler anyway. let's hope the military goes before the wall builder.
00:25 That vcc is maiming some civilians, oh look an axelord, i hope he will kill it
00:29 vcc is dead, one civilian maimed, no dead. anyways it's burial time in the giant stone penis

00:40 things are continuing. the mass burial is going well, though I don't think I have enough coffins.
Something has randomly collapsed on the surface, i don't even know why. i haven't ugd ugdug on the surface, it's just a 3x3 1z of black sand
i mean wtf
01:03 project balls has been canceled, for now
need to drink more
people are being cancelede
making more phallic things
01:20 stopped things, penis made, and other stuff
alright, done, this is ended