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in my defense i was half-drunk  :P

And yes, bobnova has killed bobnova. Bobnova civil war.

And no, I don't know what happened. Most likely a loyalty cascade but i don't even know why.

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He...punched the shell of a tortoise. He punched something connected to the spine of an animal off.

You must be new to the game.

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Don't kill it !

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That's enough internet for you today, Naryar, we don't need that train of thought to go any further.

Sorry  :P

in my defense i play gurps so i tend to mishmash archetypes until it makes something crazy

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Is it possible to turn off cavern?
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:33:57 am »
So even if you have only 1 layer, there are still creatures from all 3 caverns? That is good news.

Do all the creatures go into the 1 layer even if you don't mod them ? hmm.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Outdoor defenses with climbers
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:32:51 am »
You say that as if it's a bad thing...

Wood doesn't grow on trees, you know. You need to chop some, and it's no good if it all burns to hell.

You mean the caverns doesn't have enough wood ?

Also underground tree farms.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Critter spawning question
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:31:19 am »
Yes, it does work. Maybe not fully but it should work. Especially in DF2014 with the infinite waves of cavern critters.

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Ngostôz Conflictmessiah the Steamy Diamond
That has to be one of the most badass and fitting names I've ever seen in DF.

It totally is.

Also roc/hydra + bronze colossus = bronze colossus covered in blood. Dragon + bronze colossus covered in blood = bronze colossus emitting boiling blood. Also that is pretty fucking metal.

Hence steamy diamond. Although it vaguely reminds me of porn names... so bronze colossus pornstar emitting boiling blood ?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven repeater?
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:20:54 am »
...Weaponizing worldgen ?

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Alright, imma upload and post the save. It was a short turn (one season maybe) yet i didn't have much alcohol AND at my parent's house for the moment, so can't get drunk fully.

Still about 60 dwarves died due to some loyalty cascade (i dont even know why), i have done a few reminders of phallic ideas around the fort. Project balls was not started, so that's gonna be the next overseer.

Edit: there : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10755

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23:34 Started turn. Slightly drunk. I'm already making phallic stuff. Project BALLS is underway.

However 201 dwarves is just about too much. Need to remove temperature

23:38 Still at 25 FPS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THAT ?

i will send all our military against the FB. Maybe they die and our FPS is increased.

23:39 winter is upon you

yeah i suppose, need to drink more.

23:47 some military dwarves died, i suppose it's the poisonous secretions of the FB-

oh wait

wait

wait



is that a loyalty cassdcade ?

because it looks like one



well i can't really complain i needed to kill dwarves anyway due to FPS death

NEED TO DRINK MORE.

23:52 I don't even fuck what ?

oh my fucking armok what the fuck i just ordered that FB dead and then dwarves died due to poison and then this shit happened



i think Lord Armok took my "i need less dwarves" very literally and in the most direct way possible. well, not going to complain. also it's my first loyalty cascaded !whhooo d!  :P need to see where all of this goes

23:58 165 citizens

let's see if I can save the fort...

10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.

Talk about backfiring horribly wrong. Or is it right ?

ANOTHER BEER PLEASE

00:01 my FPS is at 60

well at least there's that.

129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.

Tempted to PULL ALL THE MAGMA LEVERS but htis story isn't done yet. Anyways i need to finish this drink.

00:05 124 citizens. It seems the massive loyalty cascade has stopped.

No more loss of life.

THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.

00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins

does rigor mortis applies to penises as well ? HAH

00:13 alright, need to wall these caverns before i get killed by some ass iron spider with webs or something

also opening another bottle of beer, TO YOUR HEALTH, FELLOW DRUNK OVERSEERS

00:16 damn i nearly missed that VCC, and saying that a builder would throw itself into it's lamprey-like jaws

SHAI-HULUD ! SHAI-HULUD ! Except in tiny, blue versions.

going to kill that voracious cave crawler anyway. let's hope the military goes before the wall builder.

00:25 That vcc is maiming some civilians, oh look an axelord, i hope he will kill it

00:29 vcc is dead, one civilian maimed, no dead. anyways it's burial time in the giant stone penis



00:40 things are continuing. the mass burial is going well, though I don't think I have enough coffins.

Something has randomly collapsed on the surface, i don't even know why. i haven't ugd ugdug on the surface, it's just a 3x3 1z of black sand

i mean wtf

01:03 project balls has been canceled, for now

need to drink more

people are being cancelede

making more phallic things

01:20 stopped things, penis made, and other stuff

alright, done, this is ended

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Can't wait to see you crossing the megabeast attack lower limit.

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Downloading. Will get boozed up ASAP.

Don't have that much alcohol but I believe what I have will be sufficient.

edit: finished download, starting to drink, will open the game soon

shoruke will regret posting dicks all over his last turn (it's not like he didn't want us to do this to him)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How can I get dwarves to marry?
« on: April 10, 2015, 08:29:29 am »
Use Loci's speed-dating method outlined here: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144945.msg6028634#msg6028634

It works!  My fort is 10 years old and I employed this method to arrange pre-honeymoon suites for likely dwarves.  Here's my screenshot as I found Loci's a bit confusing:



In the above I have 2 beds - these are overlapping bedrooms.  Create the bedrooms first, and then add the statues after defining the bedrooms.  This improves room quality and forces the potential mates to idle next to each other.

Then simply follow these instructions:
1) Remove all meeting areas including flagging the great hall as not a meeting room.  This means that your dwarves will idle in their bedrooms
2) Select potential mates.  All dwarves need to be
-- Of opposite sex and not gay or asexual (bisexual is fine)
-- Within 10 years of age of each other
-- Not related to each other
3) For the potential mates, remove their existing bedrooms and assign them one of the overlapping pre-honeymoon suites - next to the dwarf you want them to marry
4) Remove all labours from the potential mates, including hauling duties.

After doing this, the potential mates should idle in their bedrooms next to each other, chatting away, making lewd suggestions and eventually becoming lovers and then marry.  Whilst it's not perfect and your mileage may vary, my dwarves take about 3-6 months to go from not knowing each other to becoming husband and wife.


dwarf fortress : dating simulator edition

why

whyyyy

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it must be the fact that he is an adventurer necro instead of a fortress mode necro

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