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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Do you think magic should be put into Dwarf Fortress?
« on: March 12, 2011, 01:54:56 pm »
Magic is not real, all dwarfs know this. Anyone who says otherwise is an elven trickster.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Fifteen birds! They had no wings. (sadly)
« on: March 11, 2011, 06:08:40 pm »
You see many odd things while trekking out into the world of dwarf fotress, Be it a human city being sacked by raiders. Or wildlife fighting such as a bear and two wolves over..well nothing. But this tale is about the last and maybe only elven miner "Kit Fathinuyifa" A skilled smooth talking..well swordsmens but his true passion being mining! Was traveling along the coast, Oddly seeing a lack of goblins,Which where known to live in the area (and club anything to death) Eairler i had found an recently destroyed dwarven fortress. Taking no mind to my "luck" I did what any other elf would do, Pray and keep walking,Talking about how it was justfied for murdering trees!, Anyhow to make a long story short i found, Or ran into the (or a) surrivoring group of dwarfs fleeing from goblins. It took all i had to not burst out and laugh. 
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Finding shrines and labyrinths
« on: March 11, 2011, 05:32:07 pm »
As a zealous miner, you did to fearful of what you will find under the moutain, Maybe a dragon with gold? Or a band of dwarves with a gnome? But no normaly I just dig up some long borrowing beast of a massive size.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: March 10, 2011, 10:28:40 pm »
I once released a cage animal, A whole mess of them during an invasion..Good news was The miner caste surrived!,Bad news being i had to cave in the only entrance and now there trapped around groud with...something from the pits of the world..*cue dramatic music where dwarven miners are fighting to the death!"
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Elf Baby?
« on: March 10, 2011, 10:25:40 pm »
I wonder if you can do this with humans.. Can anyone say "Baby death smackdown? Human infants vs. Elven spawn?"
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« on: March 10, 2011, 10:22:09 pm »
Remember the ever so classic old dwarven policy, "Invaders must die!"
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: March 10, 2011, 10:18:13 pm »
Iv always wondered if any Adventure turns into the ever so happy ending of, "Living with a busty wife, and thea abilty to shoot lighting at fools". 
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