Undead siege. Thought I was all set, but turns out there was ONE dwarf outside my massive Gates Of Safety (tm) - fishing in the river - and even though I tried to give her enough time to get back inside, she got to the gates just at the same time as the undead horde, and fled in terror into the wilderness. I had no choice. I gave the order, and deep inside the stronghold a lever was pulled. The gates creaked closed, sealing off my fortress and sealing her fate.
She fled into the forests as the horde killed off my chained wardogs by the front entrance. She must have thought she was safe. Hiding deep in the trees, she curled up to go to sleep.
But she wasn't safe.
I'm now watching the horde descend upon this lone, sleeping fisherdwarf. She's doomed. She's also the wife of one of my swordsdwarves.
*sighs*
*starts making a memorial slab in advance*

Edit: "The Goblin Corpse punches the Fishdwarf in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the cave spider silk hood!"
Welp. Guess that's that. The Fishdwarf (name of Fikod Glidebolt) now has the wonderfully healthy-sounding status of "Her head is bruised. Her upper spine is broken. Her upper spine is oozing [her] dwarf blood."