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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 13, 2011, 07:58:57 am »
The spinning wooden training spear hits Urist in the anus! The severed part sails off in an arc!
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 13, 2011, 07:10:18 am »
Continue fighting the goblins thebaby then dies on entry to the danger room
WWUD if his precious hoard of 50 cats all gOt penned in the danger room
WWUD if his precious hoard of 50 cats all gOt penned in the danger room
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 13, 2011, 06:56:48 am »
Dear militia
Wear the pants I assign you to wear while I am happy you remember the part of the uniform abOve the waist you seem incredibly averse to the pants please this would not be a problem because it is still spring and the elves are not at war with us but I don't like the reports ive been hearing from the medical staff about severed penii and torn anuses when suiting up for the danger room remember your armor please!
Wear the pants I assign you to wear while I am happy you remember the part of the uniform abOve the waist you seem incredibly averse to the pants please this would not be a problem because it is still spring and the elves are not at war with us but I don't like the reports ive been hearing from the medical staff about severed penii and torn anuses when suiting up for the danger room remember your armor please!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« on: May 12, 2011, 12:27:56 pm »
While you don't need the tumbleweeds weaponized tumbleweeds is slot more dwarfy.
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Mod Releases / Re: Cthulhu Mythos Mod [31.25.0.02]
« on: May 12, 2011, 11:58:52 am »
Is it possible to lower the rate of fire on projectile weapons/have them fire shotgun blasts in order to simulate the bolt action rifles, revolvers, and double barrel shotguns that the townspeople would have acess to?
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 12, 2011, 11:11:39 am »
Talk with the fluffy warbler diplomats fight carnivorous bronze colossi who give birth to broods of 50-100 clones of itself and become twenty feet tall have skin made of slade teeth and nails made of adamantium and magma for blood.
WWUD if Elf childsnatchers took little Urist to be raised as Acata and learn elven ways?
WWUD if Elf childsnatchers took little Urist to be raised as Acata and learn elven ways?
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 12, 2011, 10:58:21 am »
Continue drinking it the near death experiences are a bit like being drunk.
Wwud if the Dusk Elf caravan (awesome who buy wood items and sell metal) got caught in their elaborate tree elf killing machine?
Wwud if the Dusk Elf caravan (awesome who buy wood items and sell metal) got caught in their elaborate tree elf killing machine?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven Laws
« on: May 12, 2011, 10:50:36 am »
.08 is flushed out of their systems almost instantly by their 5 livers the propper dwarven blood alcohol percentage is 20
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Mod Releases / Re: Cthulhu Mythos Mod [31.25.0.02]
« on: May 12, 2011, 10:12:42 am »
Is there any way I could help out? I'm new to modding but I'm a huge lovecraft fan.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 11, 2011, 10:23:49 pm »
FLEEEE THEY MAY KNIP OUR TOESY WOSEYS
What Would Acata (elven urist) Do if he found out that the dwarves had been cutting down trees only because they had told them not to?
What Would Acata (elven urist) Do if he found out that the dwarves had been cutting down trees only because they had told them not to?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: May 11, 2011, 10:00:51 pm »
I love dimple cups so much!!!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Paddlemet - Succession Fort
« on: May 11, 2011, 07:22:59 pm »
Hows the turn comming?
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Mod Releases / Re: Cthulhu Mythos Mod [31.25.0.01]
« on: May 11, 2011, 10:53:46 am »
which eldritch abominations do you plan to put in, There are a few monsters that DF really couldn't portray faithfully like the colour out of space.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 10, 2011, 10:52:39 pm »
Dear Urist McEveryone
There is more than one path to the dorms so why do you insist on walking through the one filled with forgotten beast extract that causes paralysis and later necrosis of the spine?
Dear Urist McChiefMedDorf
I am quite impressed with the way you have been dealing with this situation and your general skill somehow all of your patients both live and are able to walk despite their recent despining.
-sincerely Barkeep
There is more than one path to the dorms so why do you insist on walking through the one filled with forgotten beast extract that causes paralysis and later necrosis of the spine?
Dear Urist McChiefMedDorf
I am quite impressed with the way you have been dealing with this situation and your general skill somehow all of your patients both live and are able to walk despite their recent despining.
-sincerely Barkeep
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General Discussion / Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« on: May 09, 2011, 09:17:33 pm »When the apocalypse hits and I die I'm going to make my own world and leave hints that I'm around. Nothing too cryptic though. When they put up their equivalent of the hubble I'll engrave SUP BITCHES on the lens.I assumed you where the one to cause the end of all human life you know you wake up do some weird shit that drives everyone to insanity and rule the world with the rest of the old ones?