Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Reudh

Pages: 1 ... 43 44 [45] 46 47 ... 453
661
So I just saw this thread, and as an Australian, dear god Meph how can you cope with the cold.

The longest I've ever cycled in comparative cold was 15km @ 8C (including wind chill) in heavy rain - I can't even begin to imagine how cold it is up there.

662
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 12, 2015, 03:06:10 am »
I feel like I should talk to someone, like call the suicide hotline or something, just to talk to someone about how hopeless I'm feeling, but at the same time I feel like I shouldn't.
Well, my PM box is open if you ever want to talk to me...

My sad: I've only been able to smell blood for the last two weeks. And now I have dried blood on my fingernails and I just can't scrub it off! Maybe all those sacrifices to Armok weren't the best idea...

I sorely hope you're not serious about "sacrifices to Armok".

663
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: April 09, 2015, 04:23:30 am »
In the south, the Seljuks revelled in their new god Tawusę Melek, shunning the worship of Allah for the worship of Allah's chiefest sons, the proudest one, the Peacock Angel, who refused to bow to Ādem, and was rewarded for his independence by leading the heptad of the Seven Mysteries, the Heft Sirr.

Their Sheikh Alp Yurek used his people's newfound faith as a weapon, whipping them into a religious fervour. The Seljuk Turks and their Kurdish brothers would rule in the north.
And so it happened that the Sheikh sent a message to the Emperor in Constantinople, Basileus Sergios Ua Briain the Just, an aging man in his sixties, none the less a powerful ruler and worthy foe that the Kingdom of Armenia now belonged to the Seljuk Sultanate.

Of course, as the guardians of Christianity in the East, the Catholic Byzantine Empire could not and would not bend the knee to the Seljuks, and so Sergios sent an envoy straight back to Alp Yurek containg some... choice words for the Yazidi Sheikh.

And thus it happened that the Seljuk Sultanate declared war - Alp Yurek spat an old Sunni curse, that he wished Sergios sewn up in the belly of a camel.

Alas, but that was not going to happen.



All across the Byzantine Empire, from Iceland to Eire, from Alba to Breizh, to the furthest reaches of the Byzants in Finnmark, a lonely province in Finnish lands, and naturally to the heartland of the Empire, thousands upon thousands of men began preparing for war.

The force arrayed against them was not small - the mighty Seljuks claimed to be able to call upon a hundred thousand men at a moment's notice, and their land stretched as far as distant India that the Hellenes once ruled over one and a half thousand years prior.

Truthfully, Sergios worried that his army would reach Armenia in time to defend it - with so much land spread over such a long distance, it would take time to bring his men together.
In his younger years, Sergios had conquered the Golden Horde, crushed it beneath his boot, spat in the face of the young Khan Arkhai of Itil and made it Greek... but this, this was altogether different.

Sergios estimated that his army was only enough to meet the mighty Yazidi army in Armenia by a small amount - bringing all men he could together, he outnumbered the Seljuk army 1.1:1.

Thus, he hired what holy orders he could, and sent off many diplomats to foreign nations asking for help against those once-were-Mahommedans.

The Greek Golden Horde, a vastly diminished shadow of its former Mongol Glory, but nonetheless still an Empire made up of three provinces, Diadora, Venezia and a small distant English province were the first to respond - they sent their entire force of three thousand Mongol-Greek soldiers - cataphracts and Mongol Horse Archers fighting together was a sight to see.
These Mongol-Greeks were ruled by Sergios's younger brother Andronikos - with much of the old Golden Horde broken and independent, it was unlikely Andronikos could muster much power more than any Byzantine Doux.

The Knights of Calatrava in distant Sicilian Castille, ruled by a cousin, the Grandmaster Belisarios Ua Briain refused the call to arms - they would only respond if they were duly paid for their services defending Christendom. Sergios was rumoured to have punched a hole in an old painting of Belisarios upon learning this - in their youth, they were firm friends, but with such time and distance, what friendship they had was long gone.

And so it was that the arrayed armies of Byzantium came to the fore of the battle - one flank of thirty two thousand men, led by two Douxs, all known for their skill in battle, Doux Belisarios the Cruel of Thrace, Doux Theocharistos of Trebizond, and a lowborn Mayor's son, Hierotheos, who despite barely being better than peasantry was a mighty general in his own right.

In the second flank was Sergios himself, and two Dukes who were skillful leaders, though not great generals. This one held approximately twenty thousand men.

In the third flank were various Counts and minor Dukes who wished to make themselves worthy in the defense of Armenia, mixed in with the leaders of the Teutonic Order and the Knights Hospitaller. They numbered approximately fifteen thousand.

Two more flanks were yet to approach - the Irish-Icelandic-Scottish-Breizh combined force, and the northwestern Byzants of Croatia and Serbia - when all were finally there, the first battle was underway.

The Battle of Jermuk in Armenia was a titanic one - fifty thousand men, made up of Belisarios and his general's armies, as well as Sergios and his leader's armies faced off against twenty-five thousand angry Seljuks.

It began as a terrified race to join the flanks up - the Seljuks attacked Sergio's flank before Belisarios and his troops could manoeuvre into position in Jermuk, causing serious losses.

By the Battle of Jermuk's end, the Byzantine armies had lost 14,104 men to the Seljuks, but the Seljuks were routed to the last man, all 25,154 soldiers lay dead in Jermuk.

The battered Byzantine soldiers regrouped in Paphlogonia, still waiting on the distant forces to replenish their lost men.

It was then, sitting in the war camp, that Sergios received word from King Pal of Hungary that he wished to join in the defense of Armenia - of course, how could Sergios do anything but accept? Anything that preserved Byzantium was welcome.
Not a day later, a distant cousin sent word from the tiny Kingdom of Bohemia - a King who had managed the throne, despite two very obvious handicaps - he was a bastard, and he was Jewish in a sea of Catholicism. "From one Ua Briain to another, I offer my help."

Six thousand men set off from Bohemia, and fifteen thousand more from Hungary to join up with the Irish forces that had just sailed to Constantinople - welcome reinforcements.
Even the Pope sent his formal declaration of alliance with Sergios, though no Papal soldiers joined the fight before it was eventually won, it was the thought that counted.
Shortly after the arrival of the European flanks in Constantinople, the Seljuks regrouped sharply and the battle of Ararat began.
Forty-seven thousand Byzantine soldiers met thirty-one thousand seljuks in the plains of Ararat north of the mountains where Noah is said to have come to rest, and the general leading the Byzants was none other than the low-born Hierotheos. Despite difficult terrain, the Byzantine army lost nine thousand, five hundred men, while the Seljuks lost twenty-three thousand. A fitting victory, and the remaining eight thousand Seljuks were chased out of Armenia by Sergios's retinue of nine thousand cataphracts.

Sergios killed the general's personal guard himself, wiped his blade clean and pointed it at the throat of the general, Burak Togtekinoglu of house Bozan, an unremarkable man.

It is said that Sergios, a man in his sixties, standing in gleaming armor streaked with the blood of Seljuks, made the Yazidi general right there weep.





After the two titanic clashes of Ararati and Jermuk, the Seljuk army was nearly totally routed - prime time for Sergios and his three generals to advance forward and begin sieging the northern holdings of the Sultanate.
It did not take long at all before the Sheikh Alp Yurek sent his declaration of surrender, paying war reparations just about bankrupted the Seljuks, leaving them with only a few gold in their coffers.

Feeling ever more powerful, Basileus Sergios announced a day of celebration across the entire empire.
Truly a glorious day, the hordes of the Peacock Angel dashed against the Cross and came off worst.

Spoiler:  Triumph! (click to show/hide)

664
As some of you may know, I'm absolutely, completely, 100% terrified of bees, wasps, etc., above and beyond the standard.
The house we're living in also has had several wasp nests in it, though none currently alive (To our knowledge)

Tonight, as I was taking a shower, I heard a distinct buzzing sound from behind the light (It's one of those strips of lightbulbs with a glass cover over it), and the silhouette of a wasp. I was basically cowering in the corner of the shower before the damn thing found its way out and revealed itself to be...A mayfly.

-.-

Here in Victoria, in the south of Australia, we are experiencing a population explosion of European Wasps. Stings are way up - while cycling, i had one bounce off my cheek, and later that week when catching the train I opened my newspaper to find a wasp reading it with me.

665
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: April 07, 2015, 10:12:52 am »
Do you mean Messalian? Manichean is Zoro-heresy.
I think he does. And it's probably one of the easiest to happen, since there is an independent messalian count, and the Abbasids and Byzantines tend to convert the nestorian provinces pretty fast.

In mine, the Golden Horde converted to Nestorianism, so they were pretty wide spread. And yeah, I meant Messalian, that's the Zoro-influenced Christian group, right?

666
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:54:03 am »
Well that's a bit naff. I thought I was witnessing something spectacular!

It has a historical basis, too. There were more than one Iconoclast Emperors of the Byzantine Empire.



Meanwhile....

The Seljuks declare an Invasion of Armenia. A bunch of duke level titles (Beylerbey i think?) jump in behind the Yazidi Sultan. Immediately, I get offers from Bohemia, Hungary (neither of whom I have alliances with), the Knights of Calatrava, the Norwegian Revolt (a Ua Briain ruler was deposed by an Yngling, who is hopefully getting deposed by another Ua Briain) and the Greek Golden Horde (Venice and Diadora).
Holy shit balls.

I assume this is the Seljuks flexing their newfound moral authority as Yazidi, as their authority as Sunni was in the 10s.

So far, three religions have become de facto heresies:

Miaphysitism has become a heresy of Monophysitism
Sunni Islam is a heresy of Yezidanism (despite Yazidi being a more Zoroastrian-influenced religion)
and now Nestorianism is a de facto heresy of Manicheanism. This save is weeeeeird.

667
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: April 07, 2015, 06:11:45 am »
...So the Seljuks faced Yazidi heresy in their lands, and rather than abolish it, their Sultan embraced it.

Just got this.


668
Other Games / Re: Fire Emblem
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:20:21 am »
...About stealth, how do enemies find Kellam in awakening?

He's yelling "look at me!" when he does his crit attacks, remember.

(Incidentally, he gets access to the Thief/Assassin/Trickster lines because he's so hard for people to spot.)

669
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:53:20 pm »
It could be possible he had retinues, or came into money suddenly, but other than that, I don't know.

I've got some of the history of the Irish Byzantine kings written up, if anyone wants a taste i'll post one here:


670
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: April 03, 2015, 08:44:47 am »
How did you get those images that show the entire game map? The ones that aren't the game, just the borders.

671
Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: April 03, 2015, 04:37:20 am »
Sawk and Throh are pretty much disc one nuke pokemon - Lenore's gym is Normal, and Fighting over the course of the story is very good. Quite a few of N's final team and i think 5/6 of Ghetsis' team are weak to Fighting.

672
Argh, Biology. The bane of my existence.

Prothallus, ploidy, distal convoluted tubule.

Who cares, eh?

Though I find the ecology side of it the most drab and boring, not the enzymes, but then again I'm only doing it at A level.

I'm doing it at uni level :(

Clathrin coats, kinesin motors, dynamin pinchers

aneuploidy, triploidy, quadraploidy....


673
Other Games / Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:03:49 pm »
If I can finish off my Irish Byzantium save, I'll do so and post an after action report. I don't have many photos, though.

674
Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 30, 2015, 10:17:43 pm »
Walker's the one that hits for like 85-120 and has an absurdly long reload time, right?

675
Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:16:06 pm »
Pyromaniac makes most of the game utterly trivial. However many bombs you have is now your extra HP. (psst, also stomp attacks like the ones used by Mom and Satan count as explosions, so you can HEAL off them!)

Pages: 1 ... 43 44 [45] 46 47 ... 453