April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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Court just starts.
'You feel blubbery'
Oh fuck no...
Basically, obese and naked in a trial.
Wait. What.
Oh god, what have I missed?
If the primary staff housing is not complete, wonder why the D-Class stuff was built first and claim a bed temporarily.
Break out some spare paper and a copy of some Fiasco module. Start a game.
Taking the flashlights and giving one to mister tappy I turn the TV on but stay out of its light watching for any SCP activity
Make rudimentary small snares, set them, dissect anything that enters them, and record analysis of fauna. Also check for any anomalous or mutated animals. If they exist, find a cage (For mutated) or cell (For anomalous) to store them in and study them.
Edit: Pray to God of SCPs for one to come along.
Grab a flashlight, and head down to the basement
Basically an admin dresses up as a serial killer with a welder, and runs around terrorizing the crew.
COUGH COUGH
Obligatory mention of the Chzo Mythos by Yahtzee. Especially 7 Days a Skeptic, which is by far where the greatest influence over the Welder admin event is had. If you haven't played and/or seen a Let's Play of it, go do so. Personally, I really like DeceasedCrab as a Let's Player, so I'd recommend watching it here. Although, you might want to watch 5 Days a Stranger here first, as it is the first in the series and some of the stuff might not make sense otherwise.
But man oh man, I have fond memories of a Welder event on Goonstation a couple of years ago. Shit was scary.
find the nearest source of internet connectivity, read news online looking for weird articles
I go and leave the tappy master to his tappy ways while looking though the blacked out house trying the lights while I go through the house
Silently tap dance through the house.
Procure my Ps3 and stash of pirated games for facility entertainment. Set up the corner of a building as a recreational area.
Examine games to see if any which sound interesting are present.
"Ah, I'd been under the impression the Foundation shipped a few to this site. Well, I suppose I'll be on my way, then."
Begin to study random bits of rock and plant outside and try to find an anomalous object.
No really, replace me. This game is waaay to fast for me.
Leto Totum and Mark Rogers, you have been selected to investigate some strange occurrences in a nearby town. Streetlights have been getting dimmer without explanation, despite all the wiring appearing perfectly fine. You are both equipped with a pistol and two clips of ammunition.follow these guys... discretely
"I'm gonna need my tap dance shoes for this one." Equip tap dance shoes. Shoot out streetlights while singing "Singing in the Rain."
Go to the power station dragging the tappy man and search the place
Name: Lance Rhoemer*whistles innocently*
Skills: Running [2], Combat Demolition [1], Submachine Guns [1], Blind Fighting (fighting while senses are impaired i.e. walking into a dark room) [1]
Didn't we say to send some guy and Dancy?What report?Hallo? More votes?I think we already voted on all that's needed; now we work and stuff.
No, I mean on the report that you just received.
Hallo? More votes?I think we already voted on all that's needed; now we work and stuff.
