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Omg, this was funny, first the berserk military guy, then the captain of the guard, kicking everyones asses! You should make jails, so that this kind of things dont happen. And when a mood dwarf draws things, it means he is needing some of them, by looking at the drawings you can inspect what he needs.

That tomb looks really nice, good work! And the new arena is even better then the old one. Why did the military get injured, do they have armor, or are they still walking around in rags?

If you are up for arena, could i ask for some nice pictures....and try getting the toy hammer inside the arena, i wish the last thing he sees is that "thing", too bad you cant equip him his munchkin hammer.

He is legendary, but that toy hammer is a slap in the face, i held my breath expecting some nifty artifact! If there are captured gobbos in the arena storage I built, you can try giving him a fair fight against.....4 goblins, and some mountain gnomes for fun!

Dont wanna be critical, but that wall is one ugly thing
Nice to see that we have a working military,ready to battle FB's. Anyone know what happened to the axedwarf that missed a leg, he was walking on crutches, but could still fight, is he around?

Omg, i leave home for the easter holidays, and the fort turns out so bad, that instead of goblin we get kobold raids, seems our goblin friends dont think we are good enough for them to raid us! Im sad about the loss of RTiger and the statue garden, that statue garden was.....sexy!

20.1. Hematite- That guy was an idiot, what was he thinking!? Because of him we now have 5 dwarfs less and almost no military! His stupidity will be always be remebered here! Althrough he had some nice ideas, like that arena thing, and clearing the hallway. Anyway, since some dwarf think he was some kind of a hero, im naming a child after him, dwarves always ask you to be the godfather when you are a mayor!

2. Hematite-  Finnaly traded with those good elves, we bought all their food, some crutches, drinks, cloth, nothing more interesting there.

3. Hematite- We burried the remains of our “defenders” and buissiness is back as usual, since dwarfs need the hospital more and more, im making traction benches for future patients.

24. Hematite- After all that happened its quiet, we making stuff for trade, the engravers are finnishing the new rooms, and our first HERO suite is ready,and it will be awarded to Ustuth Osodmonom, whose heroic marksdorfship almost saved Thecko and Bomrek.

2. Malachite- Because our military looses, im currenty picking new recruts, those fish cleaners are getting weapons!

3. Malachite- I recruted a peasant,a fishery worker and a potash maker into the military, let them train, maybe we will stand a chance next time we fight!

11. Malachite- Ustuth moved in her new room, and is very happy with it, im proud to see our hero happy!

24. Malchite- Everything is silent, not much going on, waiting for the engravers to finnish the new areas. Since no one is doing anything im using my mayor powers to mandate construction of thrumphets.

4. Galena- Im making another tower in the front entrance, this way the “gnome incidetnt” wont happen again since our marksdwarfes will have more angle to shoot from.

11. Galena- Another invasion from those damn mountain gnomes!! Im sealing off the fortress, I dont want another massacre!

13. Galena- Sealed off the fortress, many of the gnomes got trapped in the cage traps, the rest have fled. I personaly fought one of them who made it through, but the millitary denied me my kill.

14. Galena- Since the danger is over, im opening the main gate.

19. Galena- Our mason has been taken by some kind of a mood, he walked right to the masons workshop and is making something, despite my orders to make doors.

20. The humans are here!! Sending all goods we can to the trade depot, and im putting the military on alert state, those goblins are near, I can feel it.

23. Galena- The caravan is unloading, and just then, I see it, I was so shaken! That crazy mason created a statue of a goblin! And a dwarf! The dwarf is killing the goblin, which is good, but I dont like things with goblins on it, especialy realistic goblins.

25. Galena- Nothing interesting on the humans, bought a bunch of food, althrough we have enough, it wont be waste, brought drinks too, nothing more to my liking.

20. Limestone- The arena and support building are finnished, so are the new still and kitchen rooms, I can finnaly move them from the hallway. The front tower expansion is coming on nicely.

20 Sandstone- The front tower renovations are finnished, now our marksdwarfes can fire in an 360 degre arc.

14. Timber- All of the new workshops are smoothed out, and ready to begin work, no more workshops in the main hall, in their memory I installed that artifact statue in their place.

14. Timber- Just as I was thinking that my year is about to end without the fortress dying out, the liason came, which means one thing, GOBLINS, im putting the military on alert.
20. Timber- The caravan is unloading their goods, and is shaken up with screams coming from our dear jewelcrafter. Why do they always embaress me in front of the liason I dont know!

20. Timber- Just as I was explaining to the liason that the screams of our jewelcrafter was his yoga training, our brave millitary started yelling and running about, an ambush it seems!

21. Timber- I tried giving the order to close the main gate, but Bomrek the Coward tried to dissaprove his title by charging the lashers, lucky for him the marksdwarves were on their tower wrecking havoc among the goblin lasher squad. With their ranks in demise, I ordered the millitary to charge the goblins, and the captain of the Special Corridors Uzol Kibstinth proved to me he wants one of those fancy apartments! He killed two goblins with his bare hands, such heroism!! No one was harmed, and the goblin squad is dead, with two of them trapped for the arena.

22. Timber- another ambush, this time the dwarfs on the statue tower seen them, a goblin spearman and 3 goblin crosbowmen. Even through its a state of emergency, I traded our fellow dwarfs, and it didnt come out well, since I forgot that the human and elf caravans deplied our finnished goods stockpile, so I dint buy everything I wanted, but its good, I bought a bunch of steel and steel items.

24. Timber- With the gates closed the ambushing party was destroyed by our marksdwarfes.

25. Timber- Yay, our jewelcrafter has created Zakgoldegol, a blue jade toy hammer. Nothing special about it, and I only said “good job, this is great” to him because I didnt want to offend him.

7. Moonstone- I moved all of the workshops from the main hallway, now it looks nice.

10. Moonstone- Great news!! The liason mentioned we can become a official country or something, he asked if I know anyone who can do it, and I personaly dont think there is anyone better then RTiger for the job!

20. Moonstone- The liason and the caravan have embarked on their jorney, I wish them a pleasant voyage.

21. Moonstone- ALL HAIL Rtiger, THE BARONESS!! We have become a barony, I couldnt be more happier.

13. Opal- Since everything is quiet I decided to start making a grand dinning room, we need that!

20. Opal- The new dinning room has been dug out, now we need to decorate it, and we need a quick way to the food stockpiles.

10. Obsidian- With the lever, we can now release creatures in the arena! The first arena in the history of Drunkenwilms of Artifice will be: 8 dwarfes against : 3 goblins (goblin thief, goblin master thief and a goblin crossbowman) and a mountain gnomes, ENJOY!

11. Obsidian- As soon as the cages opened a goblin thief was killed when a bolt penetrated his skull, nothing of interest happened, the foes were too pathetic, it was a gore fest, since one of our axedwarfs has a copper axe now, there are goblin body parts everywhere!

1. Granite- Spring has arrived! I have some nifty ideas, and I will talk to Will_Tuna about him overseeing all of them.

My report: At the beginning I killed almost all of the military, but thankfully most of the commanders survived, so they have trained up recruts fast. The arena is operational, there is a lever near the animal stockpile. I removed all of those workshops from the main hallway, and placed them near the stockpiles. Dead dwarfs are replaced with childeren, so that might be a problem, we now have lots of childeren.The hero suites should be given to dwarfs who make something of them. I appointed Rtiger as baron, didnt look at his preferences, just wanted to give him credit for starting this fort. So, not much has happened during my year, I havent destroyed the fortress, thats a start

Link for save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=4217