At least yours doesn't have 73 images of itself.
True...but I don't know if you remember me saying this in another thread...but this is an gem artifact that references an artifact maker and their artifact, which referenced another artifact and its maker...
This happened about 7 times, and all of them were in the same ACTIVE military squad. Somethin' ain't right with my fort.
Dwarves carve about things they like. Since they hang out with the squad a lot, they tend to like eachother. Not as much as the navy, but they do tend to like eachother.
I don't think they have much time to socialize with each other when they're training, though. He did say it was an active squad.
Meh. They see eachother more. I don't know, just trying to use logic. (worst game ever to use that.)
Urist mc Militia #1 Strikes at Urist mc militia #2.
"So, how are the kids? they good?"
Urist mc Militia #2 dodges the strike from Urist mc Militia #1.
"Yeah, theyre doing good, you heard about the incident with Urist mc Stupid and the Forgotten Beast?"
Urist mc Militia #2 Counter attacks.
Urist mc Militia #1 blocks.
"Oh? Wasn't he that dim one who always went hauling stone from the furthest reaches of the fort to the mason?"
Urist mc Militia #1 charges at Urist mc Militia #2
Urist mc Militia #2 dodges out of the way
"Yeah, thats him, good ridence i say, useless peasant..."
And then suddenly "Agahsdhuh the Ugly one" breaks down the door and kills both of them.
The end.
I have the revised version.
Urist McMiner lightly taps Urist McWoodcutter!
Miner: "So, how are the kids?"
Urist McMiner hits Urist McWoodcutter's baby through the skull, tearing the muscle, shattering the brain! Urist McWoodcutter's Baby has been struck down!
Woodcutter: "Yeah, they're doin' good. Have you heard the incident about Urist McStupid and the Forgotten Beast?"
Miner: "Yeah, useless peasant. Oh, hey son!"
Son: "Oh, hello dad! The soldiers are leaving smelly blood everywhere. Look, see." Urist McSon shows foot!
Miner: Urist McMiner touches son's foot! "Huh, that does smell funny. OH GOD MY ARM ROTTED OFF!"
Woodcutter: Urist McWoodcutter falls over in surprise! "OH MY GOD! HERE, LET ME GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL! OH MY GOD NOW MY ARMS FELL OFF!"
Son: "AHHHH! NOW MY FEET ARE ROTTING OFF!"
All together: "ATLAHIOFVIUUMIMNKYUGKVUYFINBGBUYYUMBYUVFNYT"
Bronze Colossus destroys door! Bronze Colossus throws child! The spinning dwarven child hits the miner in the head! The severed part flies in an ark! Bronze Colossus kicks woodcutter in the upper body, and the severed part flies off in an ark!
Bronze Colossus is drowning in magma! !!Bronze Colossus!! enters fort! !!Bronze Colossus!! punches mason!
!!Mason!! lights cat on fire! !!Cat!! has given birth! !!Kittens!! have been adopted!
A vile force of darkness has arrived!