I got a pretty outright bitch dutchess that has a fetish for pig iron items, and clear galss items. The two things I have very little of. I am looking into glass production, but I got no iron other then what I import. And pig iron items? All I am trying to do is make steel form pig iron, and pig iron from iron to appease her. Sometimes it works, but I am importing this stuff, so I do not have it at hand...

At least her export ban mandates on the same stuff works out nicly.
This fort is actually comming close to 15 years. Not too shabby for my 3. fort in DF I think, and I am hoping to get a monarch soon.
All the dwarves are happy in my fort, except her. I have bascially engraved everything, even my excecution chamer were I build goblin cages for practise for the new recruits. Funnily enough she got real happy after my two dwarves got hacked to bits.
But one thing is certain, I am reassigning my captain of the guard to my axe squad now. I might make another dofus the captain eventually... but if it is only to appease my dutchess...

I mean, everyone in the fort is happy as can be, except her, and she is the only one that has thrown a tantrum in the 7 years since I kind of lost 50 dwarves to a failed attack.
And yeah, lol! the cotton candy axe was a bad idea. I had the impression that the captain iof the guard was this kind of elite squad in defending my fort, and being so dedicated that they would also uphold law and order in my own fort. But the several pages report of him hacking away at my jewler showed me how wrong I was. not just one hack, but pages of it...