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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: YOU ARE APATHYMAN
« on: April 21, 2011, 06:40:39 pm »
The beds all go flying and the children whimper as they are in too much pain to move much on their own.

You tie capes around their necks.

They don't seem to want to move on their own to go out the windows no matter how much you try to convince them to.

You throw some of them out the window.  You're only on the ground floor, but you still hear a satisfying CRASH TINKLE TINKLE sound as they break through glass and fall in a heap on the grass.

You're bored.

Male nurses start barging in with a big look of "WTF" in their eyes.

You take pain meds and begin to feel numb.

Next you...

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Push the button.

723
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are bored (suggestion adventure)
« on: April 21, 2011, 10:32:43 am »
He stabs you.

In the hand.  Eww.  Looks like this was used to move fertilizer.

He jerks it back, but it sticks in your knife hand and you feel caught like a fish.

You are stuck to his weapon, what do you do?

724
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are bored (suggestion adventure)
« on: April 21, 2011, 10:29:25 am »
You run to the end of the trailer door.

You open it up, some stuff falls out of the truck, traffic behind you goes WTF at the doors banging around at 80mphs.

The trucker takes notice of all of this and is pulling off towards an offramp.

He seems to be armed with a pitchfork.

725
Use the ability that we aren't quite sure about what it actually does!

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Pop the lid to the air-ducts off and use it as a sheild.

Search the body.

727
Attempt to open door.

If its locked use the fork somehow to try to open it.

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Wear the steel bowl as a helmet and use the blanket as a cape.

Equipe the fork in your sword-hand.

729
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: YOU ARE APATHYMAN
« on: April 21, 2011, 09:25:42 am »
You begin counting how many fucks you have given in the past little while, but you lose interest somewhere around zero.  You just don't give a fuck about how much of a fuck you just don't give.

You lvl up in apathy again, lvl 3.

You go into the children's severe burns ward.

They are all suffering and welcome you.

You steal their pain meds and use them to attempt to power-up your apathy levels.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are bored (suggestion adventure)
« on: April 21, 2011, 09:13:50 am »
You wonder if this is explosive.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: pixelstick-paint adventure
« on: April 21, 2011, 09:10:01 am »
Don't stop until you see embers.

blow on it.

Prepare to use parts of the bed to light on fire.

732
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are bored (suggestion adventure)
« on: April 21, 2011, 09:07:40 am »
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUUUUMP!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You smash serve in front on oncoming traffic hitting alignment with the highway below, causing cars to swirve and crash into a small pile-up.

You crash through the cement barrier, totally ruining your car.

The airbag deploys as you smash into a big rig carrying fertilizing components.

You step out of the horribly mangled car.

It smells here.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: pixelstick-paint adventure
« on: April 21, 2011, 08:51:57 am »
Rub your stick limbs together to make a friction fire.

Burn.

734
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Space Chef!
« on: April 21, 2011, 07:15:55 am »
Name: Robochef3000
Age: 3 months
Station: USS Double Helix
Tour length: Indefinitely

735
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are bored (suggestion adventure)
« on: April 20, 2011, 11:51:20 pm »
SCREEEETCHHHH

You even use the hand-brake to stop, before switching into REVERSE

The cop car swirves just ahead of traffic on you, expecting you to be going the other way from the intersection.

You hear a 2nd siren coming from the distance.  The cop car ahead of you starts to get suspicious.

He's about to turn around to spot you...

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