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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: March 08, 2015, 01:33:57 pm »
...that makes a lot more sense.
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: "Drop me off behind the archers. We need to get around them."
: "Wonder what they're talkin' about...?"
: "Well, okay. Ursa not good at talking but Ursa will try to do that. When does Sword Man think would be a good time?"
Brann grinned."Well, I sort of just stumbled my way along but... Alright Ursa, here's how it is. I'm pretty sure that the Princess likes you too. So what you should do is you should get her away from the group a bit, somewhere you and she can talk just you two. Then just... tell her how you feel. How being around her makes you feel. That sort of thing. You don't need to worry about saying it all fancy. Just be honest. I'm sure it'll go well."
Ursa chuckled a little.
: "Sword Man seem to be doing fine. Better than Ursa anyway."
: "But...really, that all humans do? Ursa was thinking he had to kill an animal and bring it to Princess, or find shiny rock like Ursa see on some people's fingers. And Ursa was REALLY scared that Ursa would have to sing or dance. But humans just talk?"
: "I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE. And it was mostly rubble anyway after the bandits trashed it." She observed the direction folks seemed to be heading.
: "So what, we're going south now? Wouldn't they see that coming?"
: "Well, wasn't there a big kerfuffle over us killin' that commander last month? Would that be enough of a reason fer them to break out the really nasty stuff? Those Berserk staffs, and whatever that crazy thing was they hit Candy with?" As she talked, she lightly tapped the two men with her healing staff.
: "Well, Ursa like Princess very much. But Ursa not know what to say to Princess or how to make Princess like Ursa. A male bear would attack other males and drive them away to prove how strong he is, but, well, humans are not bears. And Princess needs all our help, so even if Ursa not like some of these men Ursa should not chase them away." The big man shrugged.
: "So! Sword Man seem to know what to do, so Ursa wanted to check with you."