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: "Settle down, you two. You are both simple thief trainees who can't even properly steal yet. There will be plenty of time for rivalry later.""Aw dammit, I was all set to join in, got my helmet and everything. Was there blood?"
: "There was from the half-vampire, but it didn't taste good. Probably the vampire half of her."
: "Tis not ye fault. Tis mine alone. And that's why I quest for tha Gates: if redemption can be found anywhere, it'll be beyond those Gates." Gordon stood a moment later.
: "Thank ye - both of ye - for hearing me confession. Please, keep it to yeselves. We should get back ta tha inn, it's getting late."
"Huh, dead? I'm not dead. Perfectly alive. My vampire soul was just removed very temporarily. It was replaced just then. Wait a minute... Argh, Mordecai, you stole my first! That's only for later, if we get a bit more..."
"Intimate..."
: "Um...that was not my intention."
: "So. Half-vampire blood actually tastes terrible, so I went ahead and revived her."
: "What a shame. Oh well, time to see what half-vampire blood tastes like..."
: "...I suppose I will feed on the loser, then."
: "Half-vampires are fairly rare. How interesting.""Half vampire? And I was told vampires couldn't do things the fun way."
: "You were told incorrectly. Vampires cannot create baby vampires with each other, but nothing stops them from mating with humans. Though the offspring of such unions tend to be human themselves.": Pray tell, who is this Diana thou speakst of? ...Perhaps 'twould be better 'twere I not to ask.
: "This man right here is one of the obviously crazy ones. The last time I heard people speaking like that was in King Jaelun XV's time, and that was nearly two hundred years ago."
So, fun party trick: Drink about half the contents of a 12 oz. soda can. Balance soda can on its bottom ridges. Can appears to be defying gravity. Those in the room who don't know about physics will be amazed.You should probably practice this near a sink until you get it right
: "I promise to avoid unnecessary angsting about my condition. I underwent the ritual willingly enough anyway."
: "Vampires do not drink each other's blood. That would be counterproductive. Besides, vampires can only be created with the ritual, not through natural means."
"Because while we may seem normal to behold, we all have some secrets..."
"...Right?"
: "Until we get GM confirmation about whether vampires can sense each other or not, I shall be suitably surprised."
: "And here I thought Princess Elodie was a handful. These women might be the final death of me..."
: *sigh*
: "If my reading of your character sheet is accurate, you have a pathological fear of injuring pegasi to the point of refusing to land killing blows to their riders. That is not exactly sane and may cause issues on a battlefield. Or so my thought experiments tell me."
