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So I'm a teacher at an academy, and due to my high Virtue, I decided to get my class's grade up to 1st, because I didn't have that yet. A bit of stat fiddling (didn't want to go through the grind) and a few hours of play got my class GPA up to that point.

Except for one student.

So private lessons, all the other students didn't need them (due to 1337 stats), but no matter how many private lessons I went through, it just didn't click. Her scores just stayed the same, no matter what I did. I thought it was some sort of bug or anti-cheat measure.

And then something else clicked. If she got her grades in order, I'd do something for her. Yes, THAT something.

I'm a female teacher.

Y'know what? Today's thinkers are progressive. I'm not really into that, but for the sake of all that time I used up getting you up to scratch, I'm willing to push the limits on this save. So let's do this

And lo' and behold. Top in class. Blah blah fulfill promise blah blah sexual experimentation blah blah it's over.

Or so I thought.

Two days later.
"You've been avoiding me lately..."
Uh oh, Forced H Scene (Evil Trait)

"I can't control it anymore..."
Uh oh, High Lust Stat (Nymphomaniac Trait)

*Sudden Stripping*
Uh oh. Daytime in the Classroom. (Wild Trait)

The Trifecta.

And it's over. Fooling around with students is a no-no for teachers if you're caught. And right in the middle of day in a classroom isn't exactly discreet. I didn't actually die (yet), but the game is over nonetheless.

On the other hand, I did get my Class award so there's that.

Quote from: Culise on December 16, 2014, 10:53:53 pm

Quote from: Flying Dice on December 16, 2014, 10:44:10 pm

Ah, I was reminded of a blog that had nearly slipped from my memory today via a link to one of the best articles on it, a juicy bit regarding FOOF.

I still love that blog.  My favorite is still his article on chlorine trifluoride, for the pithy quote from Ignition.

Quote

”It is, of course, extremely toxic, but that's the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water-with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals-steel, copper, aluminium, etc.-because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride which protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminium keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes.”

I always love sarcastic scientists, and hope to become one myself someday.