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Cee Lo Green songOh hey, I see freeformschooler left a comment there :v
*pfft*"♪I see Ursa walking around town with the girl I love, and I'm like, fuck you~♫"
The idea came to me earlier today and I thought it was funny.
: "Get back, you sons of deku babas!""May I?" he asked, a roll of bandages in one hand, cleansing ointment in another.
: "As long as you're a gentleman about it, go right ahead. I'll need to be in top form when I fly over that wall."
Nah, the heroes are fighting the Big Bad Evil Guy, and when all hope seems lost the monk reappears, bloody and wounded but leaving a trail of dead monster in his wake. The monk provides the right amount of support for the heroes to win, then dies afterwards.Off-topic, but I'd love to see this exchange happen in some sort of work of fiction. Maybe one day we could have a decent Dungeons and Dragons movie (I mean, we've finally gotten good comic book movies lately, so it's within the realm of possibility), and just before they head into the dungeon, a newbie adventurer gets this talk from a monk veteran.And then later he turns out to have been a lich the whole time.
And when the veteran eventually has to hold off a horde of monsters so everyone else can get to safety (because he's a more powerful mentor figure, so he either has to leave on his own accord or die so that the main character can learn to be his own man), he'd say to the newbie something like, "I'm buying you a bit more time on the Mortal Plane. It may just be a few seconds or it may be decades, but, either way, make each second count."
And then he proceeds to kick so much ass. The monsters surround him, and the last shot you see of him is him still fighting them all.
Naw, after the big bad is dead they come back to pay their respects and the monk is STILL THERE, STILL KICKING ASS.
Damn, I want one now.You can get one at just about any coffee shop in the United States, so far as I know.
: "I suppose I can try. Creatures of darkness do not frighten me."