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Ursa didn't quite understand what some of Oscar's words meant...but he did recognize a threat when he heard one. And Ursa had only a few responses worthy of archers who threatened him.

With a snarl, the large man grabbed Oscar by the front of his shirt collar and slammed the archer into the nearest wall, followed up by a couple more slams for good measure. By holding a massive forearm against Oscar's neck, he held the smaller man against the now slightly-dented wall and leaned in close.

: "Ursa not know why Horse Archer concerned about who Princess is friends with, but Ursa doesn't care. Threaten Ursa again and Ursa will kill Horse Archer. Speak a bad word about Princess, and Ursa kill Horse Archer slow."

He increased the pressure against Oscar's throat.

: "Only reason Horse Archer still alive is because Princess need help. Even from scum like Horse Archer. But if Princess decide she not want Horse Archer around any more..."

After waiting for second, Ursa let the boy fall to the floor.

: "Lucky for Horse Archer, Diana good person. She probably not let Ursa kill Horse Archer even if Horse Archer leave. Ursa not know why, but Ursa would listen to Princess. Maybe Horse Archer should listen too. Anything else Horse Archer want to say, or should Ursa leave Horse Archer to get some air?"

: "Hard to break lock with axe. Easier to knock door down."

Wow, bomb threats go way beyond simple trolling. Hopefully they get busted and spend a good long time getting grilled by the authorities.

They should add hydraulic pistons to emulate recoil, so you can actually break your jaw, just like in real life
(note: i don't know shit about guns. can they break your jaw? I have no fucking idea)

I've played with arcade lightgun shooters that use pistons like that, making the slide move with every shot. It's actually really cool.

Good news! MaximumZero will not be required to facepunch the local GameStop employees. I acquired the code to pick up my Heracross+megastone, and went ahead and pre-ordered OR anyway.

Oh jeez.

There's a thread for this sort of thing? Sweet.

Also. Majikoi will never be fully translated

T_T

Clearly the solution is for you to learn moonrunes and translate it yourself

Anderson moves six squares left! He should still have his mind-blade.