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Dunno if you can see this swordstar, but do you want people to run your moves for you in these games while you're getting your computer fixed?

New update! Looks like expanded AI, especially when it comes to stealth-related matters. Enemies will no longer instantly notice you, and upon spotting dead bodies will enter a search mode to try and find the player. Also some rudimentary companion AI that will follow the player around.
inb4 "but y so slow?"

How do you make a planet-killer bomb? Lots of radiation?

Sometimes Jasmine forgot that the precise swordfighter was, at heart, an incurable optimist. She simply nodded at the assertion that the pirates would live.

: "Yes, there were three. Then one of them attacked me, but I burned him before he could do any damage. Then the two of us worked together to take out the second. Now we're chasing the third. Don't worry, they're not gonna jump out of the bushes at us."

: "Wounded?"

: "Er, I mean you're right! Better be careful, there's probably some huge muscle-bound guy out here, looking to beat up a couple of girls like us. Don't let your guard down."

Lessee, I got:

A.R.E.S. Extinction Agenda: A twin-stick shooter/platformer. Runs best with a controller (which I don't have), but I simply can't play it. Why? The boss flashes are absolutely horrendous. Gave me a headache and would probably drive epileptics into a seizure.

Altitude: Some little multiplayer airplane game that looks like a flash title. I don't even think people play it anymore, and I probably got it as part of some bundle.

A Valley Without Wind: I want to like this, but it's just too much like a tech demo. I haven't tried the sequel yet, which I hear is more like an actual game.

You think this is THE monster? The one we were sent to kill? I only have one more offensive spell for today, and I intend to save it unless things get dire :/

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