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Gordon moves to (7,18) and heals Vandertz.

Quote from: Graknorke on March 28, 2014, 01:52:28 am

Why cheese on everything?

*vague shrug* Don't question me as to why cheese tastes good on nearly everything. I've got nothing substantial to do with the fact that cheese is one of the foods of the gods. CWHW stands self-evident. It's frankly telling I only had to swap one letter to get that jest to fit. Even Abraham knew that cheese is like unto YWHW, and he didn't even use an alphabet that it fits well in. I'm guessing, anyway, since I don't exactly know hebrew or whatev'.

Seriously though, cheese popcorn is solid, plain popcorn with cheese melted over it is quite decent, plain popcorn with cheese powders of varying sorts applied is also pretty alright.

There's a short list of foods that don't go well with cheese, and an many-times-exponentially-larger list of foods that do. Cheese is great.

And to be fair, it's not cheese on everything. Just almost everything. Everything cheese improves, which is nearly everything edible and some things that aren't.

E: What I'm saying, is that when the Grecians spoke of the Ambrosia of Olympus, they were talking about a fine cup of melted Gouda. Deal with it

And if one kind of cheese doesn't work with something? Try a different kind. I'll second the food-of-the-gods sentiment.

Ursa dragged a second dummy over and began to run though a brief version of his own regimen, pulling his blows just enough so that each strike produced a sharp "tap!" instead of a full-fledged "thwack!". He didn't want to dull the edge of his shiny new axe too much before it saw combat for the first time, after all.

As he worked, he kept an eye on Diana. It was mostly just to make sure she was doing a good job, and he occasionally offered pointers on her stance and such. However, if he was honest with himself he simply enjoyed being around her. And why not? She was clearly talented, and smart, and pretty...
Pretty? Where had that come from? It wasn't a word he had ever used to describe a person before. Curious. He figured some small talk might be in order while he sorted his thoughts.

: "If not mind asking, how did Princess learn swordfighting? Something like this, or something else?" Maybe he could get some pointers on how to be a better teacher.

Quote from: Sirus on March 27, 2014, 02:16:03 pm

Today the party truck delivers toys. I'm like Santa Claus, only with less beard!

Fuck Santa Claus.

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Why would you do that. Poor Santa ;_;

: Snickerdoodles, this thing seems pretty nasty. I wonder if Sheldon could use it?

Today the party truck delivers toys. I'm like Santa Claus, only with less beard!

Jasmine moves to (11,17). Once inside, she raises her voice to a high pitch.

: "^{Oh no! I, a young virginal peasant girl, have found myself trapped in a den of ruffians! I sure do hope that they do not take advantage of helpless little me!}"
She paused before returning her voice to a normal, almost conversational tone as she spoke to her comrades.
: "Think they'll fall for it?"