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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Darkestvania IC Thread.
« on: June 05, 2018, 03:15:14 pm »
Keep healing the tank!
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: "We should look for any captives they might have taken. If we can release them, the Old Gods will look favorably on us."
: "Hey, it's that Azrael character who turned up just after the earthquake the other day."
: "I don't know what Erinn thinks she's doing bothering with the likes of him. He won't tell us where he's from, his clothes are all weird...I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him."
: "I bet it's his name that's got Erinn so keen. It is the same as our village Guardian's after all."
: "Huh! I doubt it's even his real name. I bet he's just some no-good wandering minstrel taking on a Guardian's name to get a free lunch."
: "Yeah, watch your step! Ivor doesn't like Erinn giving all of her attention to you."
: "Shut up, you idiot! Why would you say that!?"
: "Uh-oh!"
: "What's going on? What are you two bothering Azrael for?"
: "Er...Hi, Erinn! Nothing's going on. Just teaching Azrael here a few village rules. Anyway, we were just leaving. Come on, Hugo."
: "I don't know why Ivor's so full of himself these days. He never used to be like that. Anyway, you must be feeling better now if you're out walking around, Azrael. Coming up here reminds me of when I first found you. I was quite surprised.
: "Anyway, I'm heading home. There's nothing more to do at the inn for now. Enjoy the rest of your walk, but make sure you don't overdo it, okay? I'll see you back at the house."











: "You'd do well to take a leaf out of Erinn's book. She puts in a lot of hard work at the inn, that girl."
: "Huh! What's Erinn got to do with it? I am trying to find something I want to do, anyway. And when I figure out what that is, I'll work my socks off! ...Probably..."





: "Come on, get up! You have a visitor. Ivor's here. He's got something or other he wants to talk to you about."
: "We can't talk about it here, though. Come outside a minute."
: "Well, that pass is a lifeline for us here in Angel Falls. We're totally cut off if we can't use it. It's a real problem for Eri- A real problem for everyone, I mean. So I was thinking: what better time for Ivor to come to the rescue? I'm going to clear the landslide and make it passable again. It'll get my dad off my back for a while, and I know Erinn will be pleased as well. There's just one hitch with my perfect plan. 
: "Knew it! Right then, you lead the way, Azrael. It's easy enough to find. You just head out of the village and follow the road east. Oh yeah, and let's keep this to ourselves, okay? We don't want everyone sticking their beaks in."

: "Stop trying to scare people! We're leaving the village and there's nothing you can do about it."
: "W-Wait a minute! What are you doing with him, Ivor? Since when were you best mates?"
: "You are a pain sometimes! We're just going to clear the landslide, that's all."
: "Oh, right...But there really are monster about, you know."
: "Nothing I can't handle. Just let us by, will you? Hold us up any longer and there'll be trouble!"
: "G-Go on then. I'm not stopping you. But if you get tired or hurt, you'll come straight back to the village if you know what's good for you."


















: "The landslide's this way. I'll go on ahead!"
I have several things on my account that I just don't have the rig to play. I bought Witcher 3 (on sale, admittedly) after getting pissed off with several indie games with kinda shitty devteams, so I decided to support a devteam that's actually been really cool towards their customer base.Consider it an investment. Someday you will get a beefy rig that can run Witcher 3, and by then most if not all of the worst bugs will have been ironed out. Maybe even a free expansion or something.
...but beyond the warm glow of moral superiority, I haven't personally gotten anything out of the deal. Consumerism is weird.
: "Well, Azrael? Are you ready to return to the Observatory?"

: "The Starflight Express...Indeed, it has been unusually active of late...I have changed my mind. I will accompany you to the Observatory after all, Azrael."

: "I have important matters to discuss with Apus Major. Please, excuse me."





: "Well met, Azrael! Truly, you have chosen a fortuitious moment to join us. Behold Yggdrasil. She is ready to burst into bloom with all the benevolessence we have offered unto her.
: "'Fyggbloom hails the opening of the Heavenly Gates, and sets the Celestrians on the path to salvation...'"
: "'...And lo, it shall be in the celestial carriage that we, the chosen custodians, journey unto the Realm of the Almighty.'"
: "Do so, and She will surely bear fruit at long last."Steam recently removed a game, Active Shooter, where you could play as an active school shooter. What I want to know is how the hell it got on Steam in the first place so that it needed to be removed.My understanding is that you just need to pay a fee to get a game listed on Steam. Not a big one either, maybe $100. My guess is that no one bothered to actually look into the submitted game until complaints started coming in.
I'm pleased by how surprisingly good Detroit: Become Human is. David Cage is still a hack, that's obvious, but the game is polished like crazy.Yeah, I'm watching the Super Best Friends play it. Like, okay it's still full of silly QTEs and the racism allegories are pretty obvious so far, but the presentation is fantastic. I especially love the flowcharts at the end of each chapter. There's so many ways these scenes can play out it's actually rather impressive.