Dorfcon sounds awesome. Sign me up.
Work-related RAAAGE: because some asshole scattered a bunch of screws and bolts in a particular section of this parking lot, my quick and super-easy assignment now becomes a waiting game until the repair guy gets out here to replace a damaged tire on this trailer.
The waiting game continues...
Sirus, I think of you every time a driver has trouble picking up some cargo, and has to wait around on me to resolve the issue.
Hope you're thinking of me in a
good way, and not daydreaming of torturing me or something

Anyway, last bit of rage for the day. After the repair guys finally showed up and fixed the flat, I got the job done and started back to the central base.
Four.
HOURS. Later, I arrive. Did you know the distance I drove was only about 110 miles? That's an average of about 27 miles per hour. THAT'S REALLY GODDAMN SLOW! Easily the worst traffic I've yet encountered; going through San Francisco + Oakland in the middle of rush hour(s).
You know what's the worst part? If I had just ignored the slowly-deflating tire and finished the job, leaving it for the next poor schmo to take care of, I would have been back nice and early and enjoyed a nice relaxing evening. Instead I did the right thing and suffered. Once again, no good deed goes unpunished.