It would be quite difficult to fit a T-Rex inside a truck cabin, you know. Therefore I am not a T-Rex.
You're a dwarf T-rex
Well, I am growing a beard...
let's see...
o'sirius-bama the viceroy of new hookervegas and the cutest magical female dwarf t-rex to ever be purer than the most stereotypical victorian-era lady in a truck cabin whose cargo is are parties within themselves to be strategically unloaded at areas where they are most needed also the truck is a transformer
am i missing anything your story is growing out of hand
Well, I don't think I've ever been declared Viceroy of anything...I'm most certainly not cute...I'm reasonably certain that I am not any sort of prehistoric creature...not that pure either despite my lack of any sort of experience...
So I think the story needs some pruning back, yes.