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@ Charlotte
All Gregor could do was blink. Clearly, she had put a lot of thought into this. Possibly a little too much, but whatever.

: "...sounds good to me."

"If you're going to be slaughtering farm fowl, I do happen to be an assassin. I can teach you some techniques for choking a chicken that would, at the least, impress your husband."

That was odd. Gregor was under the impression that you were supposed to wring a chicken's neck, or decapitate it. Eh, what did he know, he'd never had to slaughter the livestock himself.

Ah, okay. I thought that maybe something was wrong with my cache or whatever

Charlotte should really have considered becoming a Spy or Assassin with dem sneaking skills

Something depressing funny and mind screwy, animated by SHAFT? YES PLEASE.

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Why is everyone tilting their heads back? Do they live in a world where everyone suffers from chronic nosebleeds?

: "A crossbow that shoots what? Whoa."

He resisted the urge to run off and see it...somehow.

: "Anyway, I understand your fear of Prixima; I'm scared as well. She's incredibly powerful, and probably has some nasty tricks up her sleeve. She's a dangerous lunatic."

: "But honestly, I'm more angry. I've got a good reason for wanting to see her dead or defeated. Several, in fact." He turned away from the grim topic with a mental effort, turning his mind to happier thoughts as Chris mentioned jitters.

: "So, have you two planned the honeymoon yet?"

Gregor pondered the question, then shrugged.

: "Haven't really thought about it, to be honest. I guess I'm glad that no-one seems to recognize us, or know/care about the bounty if they do. Until we arrive at Lord whatshisname's estate, the fewer problems we encounter the better.
What about yourself? Find anything interesting?"

Had a shower, am now all squeaky clean.

...How sad is it that showers are a rare enough and wonderful enough experience for me to post about it? :v