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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: September 12, 2013, 02:19:40 pm »
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Ah. I suppose we never used quantum energy generators because... no reason!No, we never use them because DA MAN IS TOTALLY KEEPING US DOWN, MAN.
Totally not that this is bullshit!
I feel that my life would be much improved if I knew what you guys were talking about...I have finally obtained the Armageddon Spell.
Though while I still need Master Light Magic, my use is restricted to areas without any kind of peasantry, ala Dragonsands and Sweet Water, This spell will be amazing once I no longer need that Saintly reputation and I can start ignoring the feeble cries of the peasants obliterated by my spell.
So long, hordes of mages outside Free Haven! Begone, every goblin in Goblinwatch! The followers of Baa outside Castle Ironfist will never know what hit them (except that it hurt)!
All the map will turn red! Everything will die! I will cast it once! Twice! Three times! All of Enroth is Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and I have a party of three fat men and a little girl! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Even the graphic is a mushroom cloud! And when I'm done, there won't be the dust left to make one!
Starburst + Fly + Properly kited land-bound enemy > Armageddon. Replace Starburst with Dragon's Breath, Fireball, Souldrinker, or even Shrapnel if your inside and a little too close for comfort.