I thought those Seven Sins glasses were the tackiest luxury thing I'd ever seen, and God help me for wanting them so bad. But that... boat? That is the tackiest thing I've ever seen.
It's not tacky, it just transcends all previous conceptions of "style."
That boat is in a league of its own: twenty thousand leagues under all the others.
All I can think of is how good it'd be in a zombie apocalypse. Seriously, replace the chlorinated water in the pool with fresh, cover it up to keep debris out, set up some tubes to run rainwater in there, and you have a massive reservoir for drinking. Remove the silly fake huts and keep vegetable gardens in the plots. Supplement vegetables with fish you catch. Plenty of room for people and supplies, and it's so high up that zombies would never be able to climb over the railing.