May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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The -only- argument against immortality that's ever given me pause, I'll say that much.Except that by the time we achieve immortality (assuming we do, at least), most of the old bigots will be in the ground
Darn it, I got the invalid object instead of wand upgrade too. Oh well, not like I've been using my wand ever since I made a silk+dig+powder+crystal ball spell (All A) which I use with double-ruined robes. I just keep the right mouse button pressed down and everything dies forever. This and some other spells probably need some balancing.It's seriously one of the best spells.
Hey guys, can I join the high-five club too?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Literally literally, or are you using "literally" as an intensifier?Why not both? For all we know, it's a malignant tumor that grew to such a size that it developed a rudimentary brain
The average person spends 2 weeks in their lifetime kissing. 0.oI call bullshit, good sir! Unless you're calling me subaverage, which is totally true
I am ever so slightly curious how he's getting threads into the Announcement section. Probably the same way Inaluct did eons ago.There's a bug with the forum that allows people to move their threads into the Announcements section. I'd have redacted some of the process but it's genuinely that simple and half the board knows that you can do it.
Welp.Not gonna lie, that looks 'shopped to me. Like someone wanted to make one of those "yo dawg" memes.
Stand agog and marvel.
I'm probably gonna regret asking, but how do you know it's being done manually?Funny how the guy posts the pictures manually, instead of... you know.Its really sad actually. He even pm'd me the image. Manually. Not sure why me of all people. But reported and ignored.
Eh, no point reuploading the ones you've already posted. Just, you know, for future referenceThumbnails, please? That's a lot of really large images on my not-very-good network :/
Sorry Dx I'll see what I can do. which may involve img.ur or something.
Desparate Gods?An RPG game where it looks like you're playing a tabletop RPG. For cutscenes, you might have slideshows of miniatures moving around a gameboard to narration. Whenever a die roll takes place, you see a die rolling on the playing area and settling on a number. A behind-the-scenes DM picks from many available choices at random plot junctures, with the ability to cope with unexpected situations a la Deus Ex. Even the starting area can be different, meaning you won't have to suffer through the same tutorial level over and over to see all the plot branches.I played a game online where you're "actually playing a board game." As in you had to set up the board, clicking the individual pieces and cards, interpreting and enforcing the rules yourself (lots of arguing), plus you could flip out and start throwing stuff when stuff doesn't go your way, etc. etc. It was too small to be fun for very long though, plus at any time any of the players can click the RESET button and put all the pieces back in their original places. Trolls would drop in to people's games, click RESET, watch the rage, then leave, but thats what friends, Skype, and a private match are for.
Spending some GP to bring food to game night has a chance of fudging the DM's secret rolls in your favor.
