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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: April 04, 2013, 08:09:15 pm »
Running around in the Jungle, I spy a dice game with a box of 12 bombs up for the prize. I pay my fee, pick up the first die, and toss it towards the entrance of the store.

I forgot that I was wearing the Pitcher's Mitt. The die went sailing out of the store, the shopkeep accused me of theft, and he deposited a bunch of buckshot directly into my disbelieving face.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Bow-chicka-wow-wow

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: "Great shot, Charlotte!"

Move to (14,7) and consume vulnerary.

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Screw it, Imma have Gregor heal and block off the doorway. I think he'll be okay for one round until Charlotte can move up again.

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One more hit from the mage will take him down, so Gregor will heal this turn. Only question is if he should stay where he is for support bonuses or move forward, blocking the doorway but opening him up to multiple enemies.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 04, 2013, 03:02:17 pm »
I've discovered a way to mod posts on yahoo news articles a hypothetically unlimited number of times.
Why would you want to do that? Why are you even posting on Yahoo News?

Because yahoo news comments are easy hunting grounds if you are looking for people who are wrong on the internet.
(insert that XKCD comic here)

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Since the soldier isn't very dangerous at the moment (1HP damage to Gregor), and the Mage can only attack one of us, perhaps Gregor and Charlotte should just heal and continue the fight next turn.

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If Charlotte could kill the mage, that'd be nice. If not, you might want to heal.

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Dammit Emral, I thought you only moved one square for easy flanking. Now we've been split up D:

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I think my new Skyrim character is a badass. She killed a dragon with her fists. In light armor, in broad daylight (she is a vampire). Imma go get those gloves that boost unarmed strike damage...
SHE AINT VIKING BADASS
Which reminds me that I can't wait for the next edition of DF so I can piss off an army and pull a Viking at Stamford Bridge. Hopefully without dying.
First round:

The human swordsman strikes at the dwarf champion with the +iron shortsword+!
The dwarf champion dodges!
The dwarf champion has collided with an obstacle!
The dwarf champion has drowned.
Actually IIRC with the next version of DF you can choose whether or not to have the default "dodge" procedures kick in as opposed to either standing your ground or choosing the direction to dodge. So you wouldn't fall off unless you chose to. :P
Quit trying to ruin my joke :P

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I think my new Skyrim character is a badass. She killed a dragon with her fists. In light armor, in broad daylight (she is a vampire). Imma go get those gloves that boost unarmed strike damage...
SHE AINT VIKING BADASS
Which reminds me that I can't wait for the next edition of DF so I can piss off an army and pull a Viking at Stamford Bridge. Hopefully without dying.
First round:

The human swordsman strikes at the dwarf champion with the +iron shortsword+!
The dwarf champion dodges!
The dwarf champion has collided with an obstacle!
The dwarf champion has drowned.

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General Discussion / Re: The Crossover Thread
« on: April 04, 2013, 11:49:44 am »
At the risk of being repetitive (says me): Colonel Miles Quaritch from Avatar kitted out with weaponry vs a Predator. Who wins? Do they even fight or just go hunting together?
Something tells me that they'd both just go hunt some Na'vi, or perhaps some of the more vicious predators (not Predators -- predators).

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Well, Daniel's holding the best chokepoint right now. He'd have to move first, hopefully without dying.

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At the same time? Hell naw. Not until Gregor promotes at the very least. I'm hoping he turns out a bit like Nephenee, who I've had become a one-woman army before.

One at a time through a one-tile chokepoint, on the other hand? That's what this class is designed for  8)

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In addition to unjustified accusations against my cat, I found a great web comic last night, and almost caught up... but now the website does not load, and it is gone.
What comic was it?

In the name of the gun. http://www.jesuschriststory.com/ hilariously irreverent.
Hopefully just a temporary issue. I really want to see what happens next  :-\
It's back  :D
Huh, that was REALLY temporary.
No downed server can stay the might of ACTION CHRIST!
It's back? FUCK YEAH
Now I'm sad because I'm already all caught up :(
No.
No!

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