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General Discussion / Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« on: April 04, 2013, 12:36:54 am »What's it made out of?"Urist! How many urist does a beam 20 urist long weigh at a tempature of 50 Urist at a pressure of 5 Urist?"Pondering on dwarven physics.Every measurement can be made in the Urist. On top of that, they're all the same Urist.
For example, the unit of energy would be the alcojoule; the unit of force would be the Urist*. O_o
Perhaps the unit of time is the tick and that of length is the natural meter(ie, a tile's width). Volume would have its own special law, the Law of Quantum Space, which states that volume defies all attempts to be quantified, no matter what you do.
*Not to be confused with the unit of temperature, the Urist°.
"Urist! How much does that boulder weigh?"
"Oh, about 453 Urist. It's bloody heavy."
"What's the temperature outside?"
"About 10,060 Urist. Nice and cool."
"How tall is that wall?"
"How the bloody hell should I know? I can't see the top of it!"


