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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 30, 2012, 12:10:25 am »
Started playing DF again today. Fired up adventurer mode and got a quest to kill a night creature. I recruited two peasants to serve as cannon fodder and set out in search of glory.
Halfway there we got ambushed by three goblins. The two meatshields ran off to distract a pikegoblin while I moved in to kill it, only to be ambushed by an axegoblin with a halberd. I died within three attacks. For fun, I decided to watch the peasants bite the dust.
All three goblins were slain in an extremely drawn-out battle with two untrained peasants wielding knives. The peasants were dodging most of the attacks and parrying most of the rest. Neither peasant died, though both took some hits. I facepalmed.
Halfway there we got ambushed by three goblins. The two meatshields ran off to distract a pikegoblin while I moved in to kill it, only to be ambushed by an axegoblin with a halberd. I died within three attacks. For fun, I decided to watch the peasants bite the dust.
All three goblins were slain in an extremely drawn-out battle with two untrained peasants wielding knives. The peasants were dodging most of the attacks and parrying most of the rest. Neither peasant died, though both took some hits. I facepalmed.
