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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 11, 2012, 02:32:33 am »According to Yahoo Answers, you do dream in a coma. So, he wins!Gonna need a better source than that
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According to Yahoo Answers, you do dream in a coma. So, he wins!Gonna need a better source than that
If you will not serve in battle, then you will serve on the FIRING LINE!Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!But on the other hand the Aquila gives you an excuse to spout lines. Lines other than "OMNOMNOM", that is.
OUR DEATHS WILL BE MAGNIFICENT!!!
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Had to be done.
I wonder if there's any plasma guns?I don't think Terminators use those. Regular marines, on the other hand...
[/thread]Ah yes, I heard about that one. Like someone on brown acid tried to combine Harry Potter and Warhammer 40k.
Cough drops, my good sir. Actually, lozenges are better, but drops are easier to carry around.I will attempt not to cough so hard in the future. Also, I made all the BBY workers do all my lifting today.Well, just be careful, alright?@ MZ: Dude, that can't be good. You okay?I'll live. It's just a good reminder that I still have a pulled muscle in my upper stomach, and that coughing REALLY hurts.
Well, just be careful, alright?@ MZ: Dude, that can't be good. You okay?I'll live. It's just a good reminder that I still have a pulled muscle in my upper stomach, and that coughing REALLY hurts.
Who is also a penguin. We have lots of penguins here.Hello, Kai's ladyfriend, we haven't been properly introduced. The name's Kadzar; I'm a space pirate captain.Wait, wait, Kai just reminded me that he hasn't described you to me at all! The empty set of statements about you cannot possibly contain any falsehoods, so I suppose you're actually exactly as he described.It doesn't contain any truths either, so in actuality the validity thereof is undefined. Thus my description of everyone is unfalsifiable, and that means it's whatever you guys want it to be~
So basically the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal on a macro scale?I think the Fates might have been trying they're damndest to find me a girlfriend today, and I totally biffed it.Given the universe in general, I assume Murphey's law, I.e. if you went for it, she was just being friendly and you're a stalker, but since you didn't go for it, she would have been happy to see you, and somehow would have gotten to talking and asking you out.
The story: I just got out of my somewhat-difficult logic final exam, and was standing in a stairway texting my family. Into the stairwell walks a cute girl who was in my class. She asked how I did on the test, I reciprocated, then we wished each other a good vacation and parted ways.
So I walk out to my car and prepare to drive home, when who should approach the car parked right next to mine than the same girl as before (keep in mind that the parking lots are huge and there are many of them). I was already gone though, and I figured stopping to say hi again might appear stalker-ish. No sooner had I left the parking lot did a sappy love song begin playing on the radio.
Not sure if massive coincidence or universe trolling me.
Given your choices, you chose the best option.
Well, the whole rape, pillage, and plunder thing isn't exactly what I'd look for in a potential partner. Just saying.How could he not be into vikings?Oh, oh! Let me guess!I didn't think Kai was into vikings.
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I dunno. Viking twink?