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It appears that the full moon makes bronys (bronies?) rediculously horny.Nah, if kaijyuu is anything to go by this is their standard state of mind
We may have to revise our evil rating then, since there's been few evils greater than Hitler in our history (I think)Hitler is among the most well-known and has a logical fallacy based around him, and thus is a suitable measuring stick.
Okay, I require an explanation. A quick browsing of his wiki page (assuming we're talking about the same guy) shows that he was heavily involved in peace efforts, not killing.Wait, how was a guy who helped end the Cold War 3.44 million times more evil than Hitler?That's something of an exaggeration, but Kissinger is one of the most bloody-handed bastards in U.S. history.
Challenge them to a duel right the fuck there. Mano mano.Y'know, in some places it's legal to openly carry a sword. If I knew how to use one, I would totally do that for this exact purpose
Unless they have a gun or a knife. Then you run.
What if they're in the process of robbing a store or attacking someone?Invite those people into a boxing gym first.* Sirus is also a date-virgin. And every other kind conceivableQuoteGo out and punch the world into giving you what you deserve. (though don't really punch people)Unless they deserve it.
Go out and punch the world into giving you what you deserve. (though don't really punch people)Unless they deserve it.
I forget what's above gigahitlers, though. Megastalins, I think?No no no, you're mixing up your measurements. You don't go from, say, a kilometer to a league. The next unit is a terahitler.
I wonder how many Gigahitlers of evil I could produce by punching the pope into the sun...Not as many as you'd think, probably
Hmm? What's the metric measurement?Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.
That statement would be more effective in real life, with the 2+ thousand Bay12er Forumites surrounding you. There are a lot of people who care. And beyond us, there's EVEN MORE people that care, even if they don't know you. Despite the massive amounts of shitty people in the world, there are nearly equal amounts of good, caring people.Very true. The shitty people are just louder, so they tend to drown out the good folks.
