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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 03, 2012, 01:02:59 am »
In the grim future, the Toad controls all.
It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than a decade The Toad has sat immobile on the Golden Office Chair of Washington State. He is the Master of Bay 12 by the will of the internet, and master of a million bytes by the might of his inexhaustible coding. He is a restless mathematician writhing invisibly with power from the Modern Age of Technology. He is the Amphibian Lord of the Twelfth Bay for whom a thousand suggestions are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly sleep.

Yet even in his sleepless state, the Toad continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty threads cross the bot-infested remnants of Various Nonsense, the only route between the distant boards, their way lit by the Forum Guidelines, the digital manifestation of the Toad's will. Vast usergroups give discussion in his name on uncounted sites. Greatest amongst his users are the Lower Forumites, the Bay Watchers, socially abnormal angry debators. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Upper Forumites and countless Escaped Lunatics, the ever vigilant ThreeToe and the mafia aficionados of the Forum Gamers to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to completely ignore the nonexistant threat from trolls, heretics, spammers - and worse.

To be a Bay Watcher in such times is to be one amongst untold hundreds. It is to post in the cruelest and most hilarious network imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of scripted events and 3D graphics, for so much has been discarded, never to be retried. Forget the promise of cell shading and multiplayer, for in the moderate dimness of the here and now there is only Dwarf Fortress. There is no peace amongst the Bay, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Watchers."
I kept the quote around for something, I knew it.
I'm so saving that. Warhammer 40,000 and Bay 12 wrapped up together? Genius.

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I like the talking bits, it's one of the few times I get to shine :D

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: September 02, 2012, 04:48:39 pm »
Server start time soon?

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Other Games / Re: Minecraft - It has blocks.
« on: September 02, 2012, 01:59:18 am »
How would you build down in the Nether, where water evaporates instantly?

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: September 02, 2012, 01:58:18 am »
Heatseeking missile to da face.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: September 02, 2012, 01:47:41 am »
SO READY FOR SUNDAY SESSIONS.
SO READY.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: September 01, 2012, 05:14:36 pm »
Sunday sounds good for me, though I and a few others have a D&D game before that.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: August 31, 2012, 04:21:11 pm »
...Impressive :o

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: August 31, 2012, 04:12:42 pm »
Aww :(

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: August 31, 2012, 02:02:31 pm »
But flame-throwers are short ranged weapons! Video games told me so!

(Okay, so they aren't as short as video games make them seem. Still no match for a decent anti-tank rocket though.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: August 31, 2012, 01:24:58 pm »
I hope we do play today.

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Other Games / Re: Minecraft - Mods Thread
« on: August 31, 2012, 01:00:29 pm »
What are "rare drops"?

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Other Games / Re: Minecraft - Mods Thread
« on: August 31, 2012, 12:42:16 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner
I think a drop can work too; not sure if monsters still drop items if they die by gravity.
Mobs do indeed drop stuff when killed by gravity. That's the whole point of my monster spawner :P

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: August 31, 2012, 02:48:49 am »
That's the spirit! :D

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem: Mystic Plague. (OPEN)
« on: August 31, 2012, 02:41:23 am »
6pm EST. That's 3pm PST :P

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