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General Discussion / Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
« on: May 30, 2012, 02:05:01 am »
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It begins hailing and then you go blind for an hour.
So far, not so good :(
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Your tongue becomes weaker and then you turn into a unicorn, but only for a few minutes.
Pointless. I couldn't even see myself as a unicorn, as I'd be blind.
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The moon is full in the sky for an hour. You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, but only for a few minutes.
Another useless, temporary spell. At least the moon coming out would be cool if it were the middle of the day.
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Your tail, if any, falls off for an hour.
Good-bye, draconic tail I only had for a few minutes anyway <_<
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There is a sudden eclipse and then you become an air elemental for the rest of the day.
...Huzzah? These wishes were terrible.

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Forums have been wonky today. Dunno why  ???

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General Discussion / Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
« on: May 29, 2012, 11:14:15 pm »
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Local gravity reverses and then you glimpse into the future.
Cool. Better hope I'm indoors though.
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ALL OF YOUR EYES become stronger, but only for a few minutes.
Eh.
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You become undead, then you turn into the opposite gender, and finally you become a plant elemental.
So I'm an undead dryad? Kinda cool, I guess.
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Plants wither around you, but only for a few minutes. You go blind permanently.
WHY?
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Your entire body grows flowers on it and then you get a free wish twice.
First wish: get rid of these flowers on me.
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Everybody in the room but you bursts into flames and then you turn into a wolf for the rest of the day.
Oh dear.
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The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F, but only for a few minutes. You turn into a griffin permanently.
Awesome!
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Your teeth scream permanently.
OH GOD NIGHTMARE FUEL!

This is fun!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 29, 2012, 10:51:50 pm »
I was not accepted at Yellowstone. Apparently I don't have the qualifications to clean hotel rooms or collect garbage.

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I'd like the name of my fleet to become the Unity Fleet. All these minor races working together to kill stuff is a thing of beauty.

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Why did you guys insist we play with random events on?
'Cause that's the dwarfy way.

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Other Games / Re: Endless Space
« on: May 29, 2012, 07:53:44 pm »
My Intel integrated can run it, albeit on low settings...and it's still pretty slow...point is, I can run it.
Buy a discrete GPU at around $100-$150.
See 1000% performance increase.
It's largely that simple.
Toshiba Laptop. Not much room for improvements.

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Other Games / Re: Endless Space
« on: May 29, 2012, 07:36:06 pm »
It's one of these
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Intel integrated video
Yeah, no.

If you own a tower, you owe it to yourself to have a discrete graphics card in there.
My Intel integrated can run it, albeit on low settings...and it's still pretty slow...point is, I can run it.

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Other Games / Re: [Browser Game] Pit of War
« on: May 29, 2012, 07:19:23 pm »
I'm guessing that several other fighters have died/been sold.

Looking at my stats, it's funny how Miss Demeanor accounts for over half of my wins yet none of the kills. I guess she just doesn't have that killer instinct.
Well of course she doesn't kill anyone; that would be a felony :P
Oh god I'm so sorry
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: May 29, 2012, 06:26:03 pm »
Moar Dakka, you betcha!

Why is Russia Necrons?

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Other Games / Re: [Browser Game] Pit of War
« on: May 29, 2012, 06:08:26 pm »
I'm guessing that several other fighters have died/been sold.

Looking at my stats, it's funny how Miss Demeanor accounts for over half of my wins yet none of the kills. I guess she just doesn't have that killer instinct.

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Other Games / Re: [Browser Game] Pit of War
« on: May 29, 2012, 02:32:43 pm »
TEHSID picks GHJ's lifeless body up and parades it around the arena for all to see!

He's back, bitches 8)

Also, I found an easy way to avoid resurrection sickness: don't revive. The debuffs last for 24 hours from time of death, not revival. Thus, you wait a day and revive your gladiator to perfect form. No need to see your weakened fighter getting the snot kicked out of him!

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: May 29, 2012, 02:24:41 pm »
Would that make the GOP Chaos Space Marines?

That....oh god, that actually works.

Palin the Maverick, Primarch of the Tea Party Legion.
I laughed so hard at that :D

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 29, 2012, 02:12:15 pm »
Working on a Pokemon mod in DF, and after a long bout between Victreebel and Nidoking eventually ends up with Nidoking going melancholy, and later Sandslash did it too. I didn't even know that could happen to creatures, let alone in the Arena.

Plus, Victreebel is indestructable for some reason. I eventually had to remove its lungs and place [BREATHE] tags on its leaves. It pains, but it never seems to bleed out, setting it on fire doesn't even work, and the only time I managed to kill it with a headshot was when Blastoise, who has an extra tissue layer of iron in its head, Skull Bashed it. Maybe Blastoise is too powerful too, Charizard set it on fire, but right before Blastoise died, it used Hydro Pump, hitting Charizard hard enough to slam into a wall and die.
That actually sounds kinda awesome. Mmm, Tauros steaks.

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Other Games / Re: Starbound - A flat yet infinite universe.
« on: May 29, 2012, 02:37:00 am »
On the less depraved side, I just want more interesting player races like the Avians and cool stuff. And lots and lots of customization.
Same here. I'm kinda hoping for some sort of aquatic or underground race. In such a large universe, there should be plenty of playable species.

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Other Games / Re: Minecraft - It has blocks.
« on: May 29, 2012, 02:09:09 am »
http://www.thegoodness.com/matt-and-asias-minecraft-wedding/
It will revolutionize the industry.
I am torn between "Awwwwwww" and "Good lord, they are obsessed". Is that a normal reaction?

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