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Any objections to me running up and Brave Swording that druid in the face before he inflicts more Fear? Because that's my current plan.

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I try to make an Up! reference and this is what I get, smh

Lagolass, being an elf, spoke flawless Orc.

"You need to put more emphasis on your hard consonants! And build up some phlegm first, that'll give it the proper sound."

Ah, the cannibal Kossfish. Bane of aquariums everywhere.

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Got an American joke.

What is the difference between an American citizen and a cruise missile?

A cruise missile knows where Syria is.

I too have an American joke:
The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.
(giggles)

I'll have you know that its the best congress money can buy.

Coming from a country that's several billions in debt, so you're actually right

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most (if not all) countries in the world have some debt? America might have the most but it's hardly the only nation with national debt.

Anyway, I have a joke:
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store nuts for winter, and now I am dead."

Gilbert just gestures to Quetz's iron-tipped lance and the preponderance of iron weapons around them, and says no more.

: "Perhaps you should not have used iron in your example of irony, friend. I am afraid you will confuse her further."

(9,20), heal Ava.