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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:19:01 pm »
You have a better phone, but the network goes bankrupt and it becomes a fancy paperweight.

I wish I could rule the world.

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General Discussion / Re: PoH's Calm and Cool Progressive Expression Thread
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:17:41 pm »
I don't think he was a monarchist. Just some dude who was probably taught that liberal=bad for most of his life.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:04:19 pm »
Granted! 10,000 years from now, aliens find your frozen body and place it in a museum.

I wish for a golden fork.

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General Discussion / Re: PoH's Calm and Cool Progressive Expression Thread
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:03:03 pm »
I think I encountered a crazy conservative today. Dude was driving a horrifically painted and remodeled jeep, but that wasn't the crazy part. It was the bumper stickers saying things like "Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat" (I'm not quite sure what that one means) and "Imagine a world without liberals".

This depresses me, because for the most part my town is moderate-leaning-towards-progressive. I only knew of one guy in high school who spoke out against the Gay-Straight Alliance and the Day of Silence out of a few thousand students.

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General Discussion / Re: [┐('～`；)┌] The burritos are gone. (Happy Thread)
« on: April 13, 2012, 07:57:18 pm »
Lots of thunder and lightning tonight! It's pretty awesome!

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Creative Projects / Re: Pokemon Orthoclase & Microcline: Migrants always welcome!
« on: April 13, 2012, 07:56:48 pm »
"Urist Urist would like to battle"?

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Other Games / Re: SCP: Containment Breach
« on: April 13, 2012, 06:39:22 pm »
Here's your subtitles.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 13, 2012, 04:31:53 pm »
I think any evil A.I. overlord should speak in a commanding Impact font. Large size optional.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 04:29:34 pm »
Granted. However, the universe immediately ends, leaving you afloat in an endless void without any sensation whatsoever. You quickly wish that you could commit suicide, but can't.

I wish I had fewer morbid thoughts.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: April 13, 2012, 03:35:27 pm »
Multiple missiles to the face.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 02:57:11 pm »
Granted. You get lanced.

I wish for an inner tube to float in root beer.

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Other Games / Re: Battlemaster a Roleplay medieval low fantasy game
« on: April 13, 2012, 01:51:23 pm »
Looking at my estate, it looks like the tax is your income. You then give a small percentage of the gold you earn from taxing the peasants to the region lord.

For example, I have an estate in Nifel. I earn approx. 125 gold per week from taxes, and 13 of that goes to my lord. I keep the rest.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 01:39:22 pm »
Granted, but then you are [REDACTED] by a gang of [DATA EXPUNGED]. [EXPLETIVE REMOVED].

I wish for a root beer float.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 12:36:22 pm »
You are battered by a lion.

I wish I were a musical prodigy.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: April 13, 2012, 12:00:10 pm »
You discover that the fruit flies are hatching out of your skin.

I wish I were immune to harmful radiation.

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