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Creative Projects / Re: Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield

« on: April 03, 2012, 12:21:41 pm »

Jon has a crazy date

Dancing is hard

Date rape jokes are not funny, Jon

Yay!

Forever Alone

EDIT: Had to add a couple more.

Jon talks to his art.

Self-help

Ba-dum-tish

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Borderlands multiplayer session: Apply within.

« on: April 03, 2012, 12:09:24 pm »

Mad Moxxi's arena is the only DLC I couldn't do on my own

Sadly, I just woke up and couldn't have been online anyway. I think I'm gonna have to sit this out - why are so many games going off of Australia time?

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)

« on: April 03, 2012, 04:03:53 am »

Quote from: MaximumZero on April 03, 2012, 04:02:39 am

Hey, no need to break out Neil deGrasse Tyson, man. I just thought a couple people would get a laugh out of that story, that's all.

It wasn't just you, don't worry

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)

« on: April 03, 2012, 04:01:04 am »

When did this thread turn into Internet Tough Guy Central?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread)

« on: April 03, 2012, 03:57:57 am »

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There's dice rolling software all over the place; random.org and the official D&D website come to mind, or dicetools from rptools for something offline.

I think I'll give dicetools a shot. It'd be handy to have around if I lose my connection.

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I like to keep a simple player status thingy containing any immediately, commonly needed information, like HP and attack bonuses, sometimes with a second, somewhat more complex one for things I might need to track but not frequently, like inventory.

That's basically all I need for now. There's no inventory or special abilities yet, so it's just stats.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread)

« on: April 03, 2012, 03:19:50 am »

I'm currently working on a RTD that involves spaceships shooting at each other with d20s. Not much of a storyline currently, as it will be pvp. I've got the basic ideas worked out, but I'm not sure how best to handle the logistics of it all. Is there a tool for automating dice rolls? Should I keep a spreadsheet handy? This will be my first RTD, so any tips or advice would be appreciated.

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Creative Projects / Re: Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield

« on: April 03, 2012, 02:01:32 am »

The Vietnam one was perfect

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Creative Projects / Re: Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield

« on: April 02, 2012, 11:06:38 pm »

Jon tries to woe the ladies

Bad dream

Oh no! I'm late for updating my LiveJournal!

Brain cancer and hallucinations

Enough is enough

Yarn makes everything better!

...

Looking on the bright side

D:

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Other Games / Re: Aurora - The Dwarf Fortress of 4X Games

« on: April 02, 2012, 09:26:48 pm »

Last I checked they only fired 4. Then again I haven't updated in awhile.

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)

« on: April 02, 2012, 08:33:06 pm »

Quote from: Truean on April 02, 2012, 08:11:01 pm

Quote from: Sirus on April 02, 2012, 08:05:25 pm
Quote from: Truean on April 02, 2012, 07:57:30 pm
Insulting Jerk: "What are you a virgin or something?" (raises voice on "virgin")
Me: "I don't think I can give birth to a Jesus."

I play the jerk games he plays better than he does....
I don't get it $:-\$

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's kind of a jerk move to ask someone if they are a virgin. So jerk was not not getting a serious answer, but just blowing him off wasn't enough, so wordplay was called for.

Tactic: "The ole' def switch implication."

Definition: "Virgin" (See Also Ralph) One who has not had sex.
Implication: Jesus was a virgin birth, so in order to give birth to jesus, you'd have to be a virgin.

I didn't just deny jerk an answer, I denied jerk an answer cleverly and made him think for a second. Obviously this is not what he meant, but he was never getting that answer, as he was a jerk for even asking for it.

Ok, I get it now. I think I would have thrown a "your mom" joke in there however.

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)

« on: April 02, 2012, 08:05:25 pm »

Quote from: Truean on April 02, 2012, 07:57:30 pm

Insulting Jerk: "What are you a virgin or something?" (raises voice on "virgin")
Me: "I don't think I can give birth to a Jesus."

I play the jerk games he plays better than he does....

I don't get it $:-\$

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)

« on: April 02, 2012, 07:55:32 pm »

Quote from: greatorder on April 02, 2012, 07:16:43 pm

Quote from: Sirus on April 02, 2012, 07:04:50 pm
Quote from: greatorder on April 02, 2012, 06:57:11 pm
I got Sins of a solar empire re-installed.

I live SoaSE
Eh. Too many pirates for me, and there's no way to disable or tone them down. I can't count how many full-on war fleets I lost trying to destroy their bases.
actually, in I think it's game options, you can disable pirates.

tone them down though, nope.

It's been a while since I played SoaSE, but I do remember looking through the options and not finding anything.

Anyway, the constant, ever-escalating pirate threat was the only real thing I hated about that game. Everything else was pretty solid, and I liked it.

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS! (Happy Thread)

« on: April 02, 2012, 07:04:50 pm »

Quote from: greatorder on April 02, 2012, 06:57:11 pm

I got Sins of a solar empire re-installed.

I live SoaSE

Eh. Too many pirates for me, and there's no way to disable or tone them down. I can't count how many full-on war fleets I lost trying to destroy their bases.

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