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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 10:05:18 pm »
...a caveman has just clubbed another caveman over a dead animal. The two begin to argue, and then...
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Other Games / Re: SCP-087 - bring a change of trousers
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:54:21 pm »
Yeah, the videos don't look all that creepy. Perhaps they don't have the right atmosphere, but I was laughing at the recorder freaking out more than I was scared.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:52:06 pm »
But Nyarl'theop refuses! He smites Azaoth instead, setting up his reign over the multiverse for eons!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:37:09 pm »
The starfish aliens unleash their horrible, planet-busting weapons and begin committing genocide on a galactic scale.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:33:23 pm »
The destruction of the solar system kills the Vulcans, whose entire species was en route to give humanity the gift of peace and immortality.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:17:01 pm »
...begins chucking toddlers to and fro! A security guard approaches the scene and... Dammit!
She commands the cats to slay the toddlers! Which they do, oh yes they do! A security guard steps up and... Sonofabitch!
The parents begin throwing molotov cocktails at the surrounding buildings, one of which is a oil refinery.
The parents begin throwing molotov cocktails at the surrounding buildings, one of which is a oil refinery.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:11:44 pm »The pregnant woman spontaneously aborts, and goes into a grief-stricken rampage!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Utter Catastrophe Game
« on: February 12, 2012, 09:05:38 pm »
The blood from the papercuts make the stairs extremely slick, and another person is walking down the stairs carrying something large and heavy!
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Other Games / Re: SCP-087 - bring a change of trousers
« on: February 12, 2012, 08:40:12 pm »
I remember hearing about several projects based on this SCP before. Nice to see that one of them managed to finish.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 12, 2012, 08:31:04 pm »No, I think it's still safe. I have no idea wtf I'm looking at. Something that measures the status of reflectors on the moon?http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/
What?
Bwah?
The secret is out!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 12, 2012, 05:41:13 pm »I dunno. If I had to read one, I'd rather read about killing the f**k out of planets.Time to raise the stakesActually the tvtropes puts them on about the same level.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal?from=Main.MyImmortal
The real question is, which one is worse?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 4e D&D Campaign
« on: February 12, 2012, 05:11:41 pm »
Just checking. Joining now.
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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 12, 2012, 05:11:19 pm »
You guys are preaching to the choir here. I know that pollution is bad, and should be kept in check, global warming or no global warming. It's some of the politicians who either act like pollution isn't anything to worry about, or believe that industry will police itself. Some companies might, but there are more than a few that would sell their mothers for an extra dollar or two.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 12, 2012, 05:08:13 pm »wat.I shed a single tear, for I know that a thing of such beauty shall never pass my eyes again.HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Nothing will do.
I honestly don't what to say about it.
Nothing.QuoteHarry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading.
All my wat.
EDIT: No really what the fuck my mind is full of fuck what.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 4e D&D Campaign
« on: February 12, 2012, 05:07:31 pm »
Is there a password? I remember there was talk about that after all those spectators started showing up.